Okay, okay. Lean in. About to let somebody in on a skrip club (I’m in ATL, y’all might say it another way) secret. IF you are THIRSTY like that (no judgement) then DO NOT fall in love with that skripper. She already has MANY lovers… them sweaty dollas, potna! But holler at a BARTENDER though (like this one here); maybe you got a good shot. At least, if you ask nice and tip well, you got a good shot (get it? got it? good)! That said, guess what Taylin does when she’s not in vids like this blowing your mind… yup, BARTENDER!
Okay, it’s an old ‘star film. But a timeless beauty like this… I got a starring role for Joselyn Cano for certain, yes yes! Just take a look at aaaaalllll thaaaat talent! Happy Valentine’s to one and all. Here some ‘candy’ for ya.
Mmmmmm but where’s the lingerie though? Different league? Okay. But these ladies are in a league of their own. Yeeep.
The Angels are back in the game—and they’re in it to win it. Join Victoria’s Secret Angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, and their new coach, TV Personality Erin Andrews, as they kick off Valentine’s Day 2016 with a football game and some no-fail advice: this year, score more!
Have mercy on my innocent eyes. If only… wooooo! If I could I would chew on Stephanie Caicedo’s candies until my teefes (plural of “teeth” – learn!) fell out! Then I would gum the hell outta her. That’s why I have to share her loveliness here. Man oh maaan, and if I had a Stephanie like this in my life for real y’all would KNOW. Then again, you probably wouldn’t (at least for a long while); because I would be “busy” all the time!
I can’t ever get enough of Jessica Kylie. I keep posting her.. but that’s necessary… in large part because the Web powers, wherever they be, keep snatching down every other deliciously thick vid I put on here of her. So, word to the wise (or horny, no judgement): You may need to watch this NOW before it’s gone!
Mm mm mm… nobody teases like Valeria Orsini. I’m watching all the way through the hazy visual, to the last second, damn near screaming in my head, “Let that white coat drop!” Hahahaaaaa! I’m stoopit, I know…
Interesting. And by interesting, I mean, somebody get me a plane to South Africa, or Spain or like, the Philippines!! Yes, a plane; not a ticket. I need to find these ‘models’ and bring ’em back with me on a private (wink) flight.
These women don’t exist? The ‘perfect’ woman doesn’t exist? MESSAGE!
Alright, in all seriousness, can someone get me the number of the original model? She’s cute and I’ll holler. You KNOW I will. She is thick like I like!
Oh, and that photoshop software. Get me some of that. I will SHOW you a ‘perfect woman’ (with much cakes, holding a stack of pancakes… hahahaaaaa)!
No need to thank me, though I understand and accept if you feel so compelled. Have mercy, Natasha, with your sexy self!
At long last, it’s the return of the thickness! And Happy New Booty to you and you aaaand you! Allow me to present my first 2016 find: Ms Laura Lee, A fine as wine blend – Trinidadian, Chinese and Indian. Watch above (maybe turn the volume down)… make you wanna just hold and swirl her around and breathe her in before you life her to your lips and take a sip. And that Instagram is up to date and up to par!
Awesome episode of GGN with the wisdom and witticism. Lots of fun. But… why did they make the Stormy Frontz segment so damn short?! She’s FI-YAAHH though (being kinda literal). Watch it through.
They don’t want you to watch this episode of GGN so you’re watching this episode of GGN. Snoop Dogg aka Nemo Hoes kicks off 2016 with DJ Khaled you funky b!tch you.
DJ Khaled discusses his Snapchat and reminsces about collaborating with Snoop Dogg on “All I Do Is Win.”
Ready for another Lex All Night video? Damn your feelings if’n you ain’t, because I am ready to give it to y’all NOW. Cannot hold this one in the vault any longer. It’s hard work bringing you the best in soft, supple, succulency that we call Honeyz on here. And this Honey-coated Eye Candy here. Mmmm… gobble her on up and down! Yeah, you would. I would.
Aahhh… a little Honey drop medicine at sleepy time. So nice. You kinda gotta know that Boricúa AKA AngelicaBombshell is a tigress at bedtime though, dont’cha? Good news is, if and when you ever did get around to sleep with this lovely thickness in your bed, you would sleep WELL!
Ah yes. Just Blaze one of the best at beasting out the bangingest beats. Well, ol’ Snoop is more about smoking… er… the mic. Aw f#ck it. You know what this is, and why we share it at noon. Watch out for ‘Stormy Frontz’ in Nipple, Utah (hahaaa) while you watch the clip above. Learn about Blaze’s festival touring and current and future directions in music (including producing for Slaughterhouse).
Found one! Maaaaan, did I find one for y’all. Mileena Hayes is sooo damn fine. Enough thickness for us all to bear witness. ‘Nuff sex appeal with those eyes, too. The look she gives the camera…mmm! It will get you imagination going. Watch the behind-the-scenes video. And wait ’til you check out the Instagram. Wowwwzers!
Hot damn if that Topnotch Ojea didn’t come back serving us PAIN. Hurt me, baby! So much body, it’s re-THICK-ulous! Check out this latest clip and check back in with her Instagram – you know, to maximize your viewing pleasure.
Mm mm mm… made that stairway a STARE way that day, I bet.
Wowza yowza! According to her Instagram, Chelsea is a Bartender, Model & New England Girl. But why oh why does it not say Certified Eye Candy? Because that is for US to decide, right? But… just so you know… I am voting ‘yes’ and rigging the ballot box because daaaaaaamn! Chelsea aka Highonchelsea is premium quality Honey. Whew! And her Instagram is loaded with more treats for your peepers.