To be clear, I like the cleanly-produced theme-focused shoots for Honeyz more so than compilations of culled footage and pics. BUT when you got it (that BUTT and other stuff), and someone puts together something that shows it, I go with it. Analie, that is you all day baby! Making it HOT for Instagram Girls AND your IG, too!
What you know ’bout Jeslyn Marie player? Well, you know she’s sexy and probably thick-a-licious… because you know how I do at noontime… and you’d be right! Like Jeslyn’s bod. Oh sooo RIGHT! Get an eyeful of this Honey-coated Eye Candy above and on her golden [Insta]grams.
Okay. Is it just me, or did y’all know that Tey was packing ALL that up top?? Not just talking about body in general. But right from jump that rack attacked my eyes in the best way like wowwww! Check out this compilation of the oh-so-fine, slimmest-thickest-fittest model/singer Teyana Taylor. Whew! She is hurting me with all that bod. Have mercy!
Hot, hot, HOT! So much I had to post at midnight, not noon. Nooners are one thing, but this is another. Arii Bang is hot enough. THEN she delivers that SUPER THICKNESS sooooo sexily…it’s just good sense to not risk daytime employment teasing you with this. Plus, her Instagram is private. Probably some real goodies she’s being exclusive about on there, right?
(And if you work nights, know this is Not Safe For Work!)
Any YouTube search for Ashanti videos from back in the Murder Inc. heyday will have you realizing, “Hey, Ashanti was pretty damn HOT!” But time touches us all with the wobble and wrinkle wand. True that true beauty never fades, but the sizzling hot sexy Ashanti we knew from the Golden Era into the turn of the 21st Century… that face, that body, that syrupy voice all epitomizing ultimate sex appeal… She can’t have all that still popping, right?
Well, hell yes she can! Press play to watch a piece of her live on stage in The Chi. Looking soooo delicious you want her for ummm… lunch. With noontime Honey. Enjoy!
Carmen Calle loves porn. Hmm. Maybe she could recommend something I have not seen. Doubtful, but if it gets a convo started (esp. about beautiful naked bodies in action), I’m so ready to risk it. Oh, Carmen… I got something to ask you.
The music and the smoke… really unnecessary. But yoooooo! Alyssa Sorto’s azz being so phat you can see it from the front though. VERY NECESSARY and appreciated! So deliciously thick, like a caramel shake (and you see all that jingle and shake she got for y’all). Plus, her Instagram images will haunt your dreams in the best way!
Ahhh, love. Sweet love. With just enough crazy to make for good radio. There’s a grownness about Joe & Cyn’s convo (esp. Joe’s) when they get to the meat of it. You know how a dude thinks he can pull a girl that’s into girls… Well, Budden’s done it. Don’t hate.
He’s my man now…
– Cyn Santana
Still very light-hearted talk overall. I liked watching it. I think you might, too. Peep.
Why that preview pic, I dunno. Honey in the dotted is more than enough to get spotted. All them T–s. All that A-s. Deeeeeeem!!! I was speechless. You will see why as soon as you press play above. I don’t know who she is. If I did I would tell you, after I found her… and proposed… to put her name in this Noontime Eye Candy feature post 😉
(Now, if YOU know who she is, please tell ME! Because I gots to know!)
Vlad interviewed Heather Hunter. I will post most anything I can on Heather Hunter. Dude. Before porn was online, before I could even get it via discreet mail order, Heather’s were performances you sought in that back room of the video rental store or in your homies’ sock drawer stashes. Respect to Vanessa Del Rio, Angel Kelly, and countless other adult film actresses I have enjoyed… but Heather was the MAJOR! Moreover, she experienced cross-industry success in a way others have not. She literally had licks AND lyrics that made men AND women go WOW. Facts!
So how & why did she do it? What happened during & after? Why’d she stop? She tells Vlad. Score and salute for the scoop on this one, sir.
Heather Hunter has enjoyed successful careers in both the film and music industries, and she revealed that while many people would think it would be taboo to come from the industry to music, she got nothing but love. Heather explained that she always had a closeness with the Hip-Hop industry after growing up in the Bronx and frequenting Latin Quarter, one of the first clubs in NYC to play Hip-Hop. Heather added that she was able to work with some big names, including Scott Storch, Timbaland, Uncle Luke, and Akinyele, who mentored her at the beginning of her music career.
During the conversation, Heather also spoke about getting her start in her career after being discovered in the strip club when she was eighteen, after starting in the club just a couple of years earlier when she left home. She added that just one year after being in the business she started working for Vivid as a contract girl, which Heather admitted opened up a lot of opportunities. To hear more from Heather, including why she decided to fully retire from the industry, hit the above clip.
More after the jump.
Hooollleeee sheeeeit and hot dam if Koi Grand ain’t the hottest thang on Instagram! It’s like the first time you saw Serena Williams swat a tennis ball in a skin tight that gripped the booty soooo right. That…plus a LOTTA more wiggle and jiggle. This Koi compilation certainly is Grand. And it’s embedded for your enjoyment above. So press play and get to enjoying. Then visit the Gram. ‘Cause it’s jumping, too, fam.
When I walk into a room… eyes are drawn to me. I harness that.
Oh my good-googley-goo! Tabria is so damn fine it causes me pain! Hurts so good though. On top of that, she seems real; especially when talking about her ‘real life’ as a plus-sized model. She is shooting from her [hella sexy] hip in this vid; striking me as cute and particularly vulnerable.
I think I love her a little more than I already do because of this video, baring as much her soul AND body here.
By now you are trying to see if this is the Tiffany Walker you know… from back in the day. I did, too. It’s the name. Tiffany Walker sounds like someone you grew up with. Just a regular ol’ girl next door name. Well, if you lived next door to this Tiffany growing up, you are one lucky dog! Look at that BODY (drool). Banging! Just like her Grams (whew)!
Yes yes YES! Front to back, top to bottom. And what a scrumptious bottom! You’re gonna LOVE PrettyAngeleyez if you love Eye Candy… and CEREAL! You know, I got to give points to this PrettyAngeleyez vid for a ghetto getaway idea: Baby, let’s check in AND stay in… Hotel room lock-in… breakfast in bed without the expense of ordering room service!
(Talk about bedroom Eyez though; sexy open and closed. WOW!)
This is so very, very, very Not Safe For Work. So nice and naughty. Midnight time is the right time *wink*
Oh My. Girl-on-Girl. Sexy, sexy kissing and ass-grabbing. That’s what it is. Kay Simone and Naija going at it, soft and tender, on the floor, on the couch… forever on my mind. So HOT. I…I need a minute. DAMN THIS IS HOT!
(PLEASE check after the jump, too. PLEASE! It’s even hotter there. They say ‘behind the scenes’ but the cameras are on, filming and clicking. No way ANYONE would not capture this ‘extra’ action. O M GonG!! And hurry up. YouTube is already snatching these videos down.)
Okay, debate over. Every and anyone still arguing over whether Nicki’s derriere is all real down there are missing the point. I say that as I point to what is visual perfection and a candidate clip to break the ‘Net and make all the hit count numbers flip!! Nicki twerking in this all-too-short clip makes everything better.
Have mercy on me!
Nicki is not rapping or trapping here. But I tell you what: I’m caught up. Witness the sexy thickness that is Nicki Minaj and imagine… She had to have conceptualized this at some point and been like, “Ooooh when I hit ’em off with this thunder rump shake, THEY ARE MINE!” And hell yes, Nicki gets full noontime Honey treatment all the way down to me posting her ‘Gram page!
Ohhhh, Kasandra Santiago’s twerk game is soooo MEAN that, even though she is never nude in this vid, we needed to slap a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stamp on this… because we know you’d have a hard time explaining that involuntary yelp you will let out upon first watching this. When she rubs that luscious booty at the end…YOOOOO!
Whyyyyy do I hear the voice of the Arsenio Hall preacher from “Coming To America”? Turn around for me please Sammi J! Wooooo, have mercy! So who’s going to the ‘Awareness’ pageant to see the ‘shoe models’ this weekend (e.g. going to the
gentlemen’s skrip club)? Well, let’s get you a free peek RIGHT NOW! But careful, this is stamped NSFW (Not Safe For Work). So, get somewhere private before pressing play. Oh, and that Instagram she has up is NO JOKE!
Ohhh that ONION though (about to make me CRY)!
Shhhhh…Slevin Monroe is on the set. Focus! Have mercy, as short as this clip is, you can’t deny the sexy. All good though. A short video just means you get to hit replay all that much sooner