JAYFORCE

We taking shots to the face like it’s Botox.

So you don’t think thots are trying to be as close to the table with the dudes high-posting with bottomless drink and endless cake?? Like a party with wide open doors and an open bar? Okay, well you stay right there… But ask your friend if she wants to go chill with Daz & Capone. Don’t get mad. She just wants one drink, and to say “hi,” and sit in a lap, and get high.

(On second thought: Maybe you can get a li’l mad. But at least you know where her head is now. Yeah, and where it will be in a few. May as well follow the “Startender” on over. HA!)

– @ojones1