JAYFORCE

So if you came by this Warburg Realty listing…

Priced for sale: To-die-for 1400-square-foot Greenwich Village villa. Two dreamy bedrooms, two luxurious bathrooms, heavenly full-function kitchen, sun-filled living room, sumptuous ivory fabrics, wood-burning fireplace, over-sized foyer, massive closet space, elegant splashes of color. 59 W 12th Street.

You keep reading – list price $4.25 million. Nice though. Hope you got chips AND dip, baller!

Oh wait. Daaaaaamn! Hit the jump to see who is trying to ‘get rid of’ this property.

That’s right. Cameron Diaz! Don’t tell us that Eye Candy business ain’t SERIOUS business. And Diaz is selling this property to move in (and likely ‘on up’) with her new husband. Whew!