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Comedy: Dane, Desiree is ‘Hangry’ NOW! James Is Just Gonna Have To Be Late (Video)

The “oh sh!ts” fly early and often in this clip, and it had me hollering. Laughing Out Loud OUT LOUD #LOLOL

Fellas, fellas, brotherrrs! If this is your chick, if she is gonna get mad HANGRY like this and SNAP on YOU when she DO… have SNACKS on deck. Not just ‘Racks In The Middle’ #RIPNIP but SNACKS in the middle [of the seats] to calm her azz down! So she can CHILL and have something to eat on the way to getting something to eat ASAP #MmHmm #LOLOL

Because if we see you getting straight BARKED on by bae in the ride, trigger fingers to the dome because she is triggered, WE. WILL. LAUGH.

Okay then. Good talk.

Great clip. Hilarious!

(But whyyyy is Desiree so fine that she can get away with all of that though? She CLICKED and CLACKED and still looked like a yummy SNACK! Yeezus West and the mysteries of his you-and-I-versus.)

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Comedy: Damn Desiree. How Could You Just Push Past James For His Homie Dane Like That? (Video)

OH SH!T (bwaaaahahahaaa)!

Ohhhh man. OHHHH! MAAANNN! Whyyyy would I post a Honey doing bad homie biz at the nooner hour? Because, real talk, that is real life. It beez like that sometimes. Barz. Facts. Fax and phone. And that sh!t hurt (SMARTphone).

But salute to the homie Dane for trying to back up and be out to clear the way for his man’s smash mission. It just wasn’t meant to be for James (especially seeing how Desiree tried to give Dane the WHOLE body hug, hiking up that leg like that… BAAHAHAAA).

Be easy, everyone (including me). It’s just a skit. A funny skit. And Desiree Vanessa is still SEXY AF. Still!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Dane, Desiree Wants To See Your Phone… NOW! (Video)

Man, the prettiest ones are always the ones who can take it to all levels of super-crazy… And that’s Desiree’s crazy-sexy-cool azz. Um, Dane, give her the phone ASAP!

(But you and your homie James might need two minutes of knuckle talk over him meddling in you and bae’s business. The ‘Oh sh!t’ parts always crack me up though.)

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@ojones1

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Comedy: When Someone Pours The Milk BEFORE The Cereal… Get The Strap! (Video)

Okay, so I don’t have much of a problem with pouring the milk first. Especially since it is almond milk (nice). But what is with the ‘seasoning’ move where dude is sprinkling in the Lucky Charms like he is ‘Cereal Bae’ or something. Hilarious!

(Was really looking forward to seeing Desiree in here though, too. But still funny.)

@ojones1

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Cuffing Season Is Almost Over. Will Dane & Vanessa ‘Take A Break’ For The Summer? (Video)

So Dane is gonna keep playing the ‘In My Feelings’ role… Okay. I understand. Desiree is hella cute. But with James and the ‘Oh sh!t’ expressions in the back, Dane is going to get LAUGHED out the car every time! Some reverse psychology to extend cuffing season though. Hmmm… wonder if some women out here have tried this move yet.

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘Actual’ Cuffing Season Interviews (Video)

Loving this ‘interview’ concept. And it looks like Dane and J-Stuy have a great selection of ‘cuffing candidates’ to choose from here… But why not just start out by asking their assistant? Because Liz can get it ASAP!

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(Too bad cuffing season is over. But bet your pockets the guys will be ‘scouting’ these Honeyz all Spring and Summer!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: When These Girls Want You, They Will Come At You HARD In These Streets (Video)

Mannnnn, fine azz Michelle Rojas and Desiree Vanessa coming to up to ME tryna holla like this??? That is the dream! These Honeyz are SAVAGE in this… and hilarious… and SEXY AF!!!

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Comedy: Dane, She Just Wanted To ‘Hit’… Why You Catching Feelings? (Video)

Awww.

Lowkey, I am sure most dudes have actually felt the way Dane felt in this situation. When two folks lay down, one is gonna get up with feelings… at least that’s what they say… Maybe that is an argument for having more threesomes or something. HAHAA!

What makes this over-the-top to me is all the ‘Oh sh!t’ moments, punctuated by soundbites and J-Stuy’s expressions. LOLOL!!!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Dude, My Girl Wants To Smash Now! You Have To LEAVE (Video)

YES!!!

Dane and James with more homie-lover-and-friend comedy… AND they credited the hella funny and flirty sexy Desiree Vanessa this time. Nice! IG linked below fellas (I got you covered).

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Comedy: When The Homie’s Away, His Girl Wants To Play… Meaning Smash! (Video)

Dane Richards and James aka J-stuy are hilarious. To be honest, Dane did good to hold out for even that long. Then again, if your mans is the type to pull the strap that fast, it’s in your best interest to NOT smash.

Really need to know who that Honey is though. C’mon guys. Credit where credit is due (she sexy af)!

@ojones1

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