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Comedy: Jenny Loves Her Male Friend. But Not Like That… Unless He Gets A Girlfriend (Video)

Pretty funny. It bees like that sometimes.

And so much good Eye Candy it ain’t even funny. It bees like that ALL THE TIME in these vids!

Ans speaking of ‘bees’… Serious Honey in this clip… Ayona AND Jenny AND introducing Maricris Lapaix. Damn, damn, DAMN! All three so fine AF. Whew!

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– @ojones1

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See If You Agree With AskMen’s “Top 10 Sex Positions” (Video)

Hump Daaaaay!

Trying to live your best life? Best sex life? Found a write-up and video from AskMen that might help. Variety is the spice of life. And they have some variety in the positions you already get down with… Check that… you might already know all this, but I learned something.

Now, to put the knowledge into practice #NotAGame #ButPRACTICE #BedroomGame

READ: BEST SEX POSITIONS (ASKMEN)

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Comedy: Honey, The Homies Are Staring At Your Cakes. Go Change! (Video)

Okay, Tiffany Laryn is caked up AND out… but https://www.instagram.com/kinigra/ leg game on this one won it for! Thick and sexy, wrapped in the floral leggings, sauntering in the stilettos… Daaaayummm!

Sidebar: If dude is gonna CashApp the money to his barber, why didn’t he just pull his phone out and handle that before he walked out?

Sidebar to the sidebar: They shot this in ATLANTA? Whyyyyy didn’t someone tell me???

Sidebar from the salad bar: ElHadj has some weird pizza orders, right? I mean, I could kinda see lettuce on the slice. But carrots though?

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– @ojones1

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The SquADD Debates About Which Is The ‘Best Sex Position’ (Video)

No music… just the sound of belly slaps!

Hahaaa! Put it down then, Kev!

And look: Precious (with her sexy azz) is BACK… with a vengeance! I mean, the whole SquADD is hilarious, especially in this episode. But Precious goes IN… with rants AND jokes when she it talking (plus, she got BODY for DAYS)!

Great Taste is BACK!!! Watch the final 10 episodes of Great Taste as the SquADD debates the best sex position. What position are you “rocking” with? #GreatTaste
– All Def

And yeah, I see her (my crush). Shout to Meg with her cute self… but she is on that A-word ‘ish for this one. And… um… that’s going to be a NO from me (esp. if I am with Meg or Precious, because gotta get some of that)! Besides, abstinence is a position ON sex; not a sex position. So, Meg is disqualified from this debate!

@ojones1

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Comedy: How Many Is Too Many ‘Partners’ For Your Ex To Handle? (Video)

Bwaaaahahaaa! He called Ayona ‘Throatiana’ y’all (gotta watch the blooper reel at the end for that). Whatev, dude. Ayona is what we in the [Honey Hunting] industry call FINE AF!! So none of that judginess really matters. Hell, she is the REASON this clip made the Nooner post.

(Okay, it was hella funny, too. No hate.)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Tye And Ki And Tanjareen, CT? How Dare You?! (Video)

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Okay, Clayton. Now you’re just plain ole cheating! And I’m not talking about stepping out on your wife Tanj… with the re-THICK-ulous Tye… then sliding your digits to Ki… Nah, son (although that is some impressive triple-trunk-dunking you’re executing out in these skreets)!

I mean you are LOADING the video with ALL them baddies with the fatties like that! I mean, how are we gonna laugh while generating all this drool? I almost choked on my own saliva!

(Should I say ‘pause’ to that? PAUSE… Just in case.)

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Aaron Tries To Remain Faithful To Jenny, But ‘Temptation, Thy Name Be Persephanii!’ (Video)

Hey HEY! AARON! That’s MY Asian Soulmate, maaaaan! Hey Jenny… Oh oh, wait!! Persephanii is her roomii??? Oowee!! Okay, you SEE all that THICK-A-LICIOUS BODY! Jenny, you got [most of] my heart, but Persephanii got me HOT!!!

And Aaron Grady is STOOPIT! Exactly what I would have been as ALL the blood left my brain and went straight to my… beating heart. Hang in there, buddy. Bwahaaaa!

(But. Do. Not. Get. It. Twisted… Jenny has SOOOO much BODY, too!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Talking All That Jazz. Man, Forget Running Riffs. Run Kali That Meat (Video)

Mm mm mm. Musicians get play ALL THE TIME. Must be what they are playing. But see, Kali ain’t playing with this dude.

Dude, she finds you saxy sexy. You WON the prize already. So TAKE the PRIZE! Get on with playing Kali a ‘special tune’ with your WOODwind, will ya??! She is trying to skin your flute!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Maybe The Ladies Will Give Kali Some Love… And ‘The Meat’ (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Even females won’t run it?

Poor Kali. Why don’t these lames get it? They must be super-vegan or something. That would be okay, because Kali Scott is all about the ‘meat-free’ option, too, when she can get it! Now, if only she could get ANYONE to give it to her.

(Oh word? She is single for real? In real life? Shiiid… what up then Kali? I got money, but not ‘get flewd out from Cali’ money. But can we negotiate? I got meat for YOU!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: So Frustrating! Another Day, Another Guy That Doesn’t Get What Kali Is Trying To “Get” (Video)

What a girl wants, what a girl NEEDS…especially if that ‘girl’ is Kali… is for a dude she meets and likes TO RUN THAT MEAT immediately, if not sooner! Why don’t these dudes get this? And WHY don’t Kali and I live closer together. Because yooooo!

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– @ojones1

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Epic Conversations: Robert De Niro & Al Pacino (Video)

Remember when all the talk of Tinseltown was that Al Pacino and Robert De Niro would NOT be on screen, let alone on film projects, together? Well, dead that. All that. And this convo… ALL THAT #Dope

New Yorkers Robert De Niro and Al Pacino met each other long before they starred in legendary films like ‘The Godfather Part II’ and ‘Heat’ together. Now, the two GQ Men of the Year cover stars sit down with each other to have an absolutely epic conversation about the movies they’ve each starred in, including ‘Scarface,’ ‘The Godfather’ and their upcoming film ‘The Irishman.’
– GQ

@ojones1

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Comedy: Daphnique Missed ‘The D’ So Much She Apologized? Yeah, Well… Sorta (Video)

Wait, WAIT! What’s all this talk about Daphnique not having a shape. Daph got body. She a baddie! All talk otherwise is off the table. Problem is… is that she is bat AND squirrel sh!t CrAZy!! Why is Daphy sexy AF and crazy AF at the same damn time AF #BeCarefulWhoYouGiveThatD #CuzDaphniqueGivingCarsThatKEY

All facts. And dude should break up with her ASAP… BUUUUT… this whole clip had me hollering and crying with laughter. Stay crazy, Daphnique!

(Why would I have still kissed her crazy azz dead in the mouth when she leaned in at the end of the clip? After all that drama… Yeezus WEST, I need help! Or a date or three with Daphnique. Yeah, one or the other *wink*)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Loading This Funny Clip With All These Beautiful Women… How DARE You, CT!? (Video)

With Kali, and Tanjareen (in the black pants tho… geeeYAAAAHD), and Doris, and Meredith, AND Amy (cotDAMN!) looking good AF trying to distract me as I am trying to find the funny. How can I ‘concentrate’ man?? You KNOW they make it HARD for a brother (pause, hella pause, but not really). HA!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sing-Along… “Daphnique And Michael Happy As Can Be. K-I-L-L-I-N-G!” (Video)

Hey. I mean… this holiday is a time for family, right? So why can’t Daphnique (with her hella SEXY, hella CRAZY, hella sexy-crazy enough to get a serial-murderer-from-hell to wife up AND introduce her to his psycho son) celebrate a li’l something with her new family?

You got a problem with that? Okay, tell THEM, fam. I am NOT involved, and I ain’t saying ‘ish!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: How Cold You, Man? Over A Female? That’s Cold As I.C.E., Bro (Video)

Okay, you will not believe me… But this post is all about the hilarity. Dude is already getting ‘grabby’ in the cell, and it has only been a few hours since they got locked up. And whose fault is all this? Ask CT.

(Alright, alright! Yes, I see all the Honeyz in this video. Yes, I will link them so you can ogle them all over this site and on IG. You’re welcome!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Kali Scott Knows What She Wants. Just Give It To Her, Man! (Video)

Loooook! All that yadda, yadda, jibber jabber. Unnecessary, Kali is coming for the MEAT! Hahaa!

Shiiiid. She know who to play with. Wish her thick sexy azz would come at me with that. I. Would. Run. Kali. Scott. Every. Ounce. Of. My. TUBE STEAK! And she could get the bag!

(What bag? THEEZE NUUTZ!!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: The First (And Last Date) ‘Queen & Chuff’ Will Ever Go On [Video]

Wow.

Lisa Yaro says she is usually by herself… Looking at how FINE she is, that might be confusing as hell. But after watching this clip, you WILL understand. Shhheeezzuusss! I have not seen ‘Queen & Slim’ yet, but was their date this awkward at the start?

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@ojones1

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Comedy: Kinigra Wants Revenge, And She Needs ElHadj’s “Help” To Get It (Video)

My dude! Hadj, Kinigra finally came through on real sh!t and not that bullsh!t. Give her that ONE bruh… that SMASH… You know, to help her out (ha)!

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– @ojones1

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Rapper Big Pooh & Phonte Take A Lie Detector Test (Video)

Hey. After the laughter, truth is truth. And Little Brother is Little Brother… unlike no other! Great watch. So get to watching this ‘lie detector’ driven interview.

Watch the “May The Lord Watch” get grilled by each other in our infamous lie detector test.

There’s no lying in this interview! Fuse has honest conversations with the most relevant voices in music and pop culture by hooking them up to a polygraph in this new short-form series.

– Fuse

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Comedy: Walter Could Not Hang With Kristen Before, But Now… (Video)

Haaaa! Kristen was NOT ready for Walter to come back at her like that. Obviously. She wasn’t even really dressed for it. But she got it! And she is gonna get some MORE!

Now that I have been dot org’d she won’t know what hit her. BABYYYY!!!! IM BACKKK, can you let me in?
Walter French

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– @ojones1

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