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Terry Crews Speaks On Being Sexually Assaulted Early In His Career: “I Felt Like I Could Punch A Hole In His Head” (Video)

Oh my damn! Dude did ‘Damon’ wrong! Talk about art imitating life (re: bathroom scene between ‘Money Mike’ aka Katt Williams and ‘Damon’ aka Terry Crews). See, if he’d have whupped the sh!t out his azz when this groper tried him, Terry might not have had a career anywhere near like he’s had. And being the wrong color in the wrong situation, he might have lost his liberty (caught a case) or his life (caught a bullet). And for similar reasons he could not even speak on it as his career progressed.

Good thing he gets to talk about it now. A different look at abuse of power. Now that the story is out, and the suit is filed, maybe some payback in the form of serious greenbacks is coming, too.

IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE!!! Maaaaannnnn…


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Comedy: Clint Coley Lets Her Know She Needs To Be With Him (Video)

When you are a dude, making sense, and making battle rap lyrical works of art from the heart for a sista… how could she not want to get with you? Well, this Honey was about to make that mistake and pass on his advances; but Coley got them WORDS (BARS)! Hahaaa!

#ReadyToGoSteady #BlackMenDontCheat #ADD #Community


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Comedy: Khadi & Kelz Are Out Here Handing Out ‘One Hitter Quitters’ To Dudes (Video)

She said that “Don’t flinch” like a gangsta for real though. Hahaaa! But dayummm, them rights were landing! Y’all gone learn about playing this good p*ssy late pull-out game in deez skreetz out’chea though. HA!

Khadi Don and 4EverKelz go full “Jody” in this parody to the movie Baby Boy. #Community
– All Def Digital

But hmmm… looking at Khadi’s IG… might have to see ’bout what she got going. Might be worth taking the punch *wink*

(But watch all the way to the end though.)


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Pablo Escobar’s Son Recounts His Time Growing Up In The Family Of A Drug Kingpin (Documentary)

Sweet Christmas… God’s Favorite is one thing, but daaaaamn. Escobar’s son said his dad was seeing over $400 million a week??? Daaaamn again!!!

Pablo Escobar’s Son Sebastian Marroquin Reveals What His Childhood Was Like And How He Feels About His Infamous kingpin Father.
– Bird Plan

Of course, this story is about more than drugs, money, and drug money. Watch.

(And this ‘Popeye’ cat… wowww!)

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Comedy: Netflix And No Chill With The Heartbroken Homie (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Just in case anybody thought a ‘Netflix and Chill’ plus one was a good idea (hmmm… maybe if… nah). Check out this All Def Digital Sketch starring the lovely Cynthia LuCiette… and a couple of dudes.


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Rachael Ray Surprised By Her Celeb Crush 50 Cent And Introduces Him To Her Mommy (Video)

Maaaan, 50 moves in and out of urban and crossover worlds so easy it’s like his mutant power. Watch the Hip-Hop Nightcrawler bamf over to Rachael Ray’s set to get some love from the audience, the happy host, and her moms!

Rachael Goes Wild When Her Celeb Crush Surprises Her For 2,000th Show! He Made. Her. Day.
Rachael Ray Show

Work it, Fif. This is how you build that ‘big rich town’… connections! #Power


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Comedy: Clint Coley & His Girl Are Not ‘Cuffing’… Here Is What They Are Doing (Video)

We’re f**king, eating and going to the movies together…

That’s what we’re doing! Bwaaahahaaa! Two things always get me about these funny azz Coley clips: (1) how fine af the girls in them are AND (2) how screwy their facial expressions get when he tells it like it is!


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Comedy: Michael Blackson Answers ‘Stupid Questions People Ask Africans’ (Video)

Besides being hilarious in stuff like this, Michael Blackson keeps us watching his vids because he brings his sexy wifey on with him. Helloooo, Georgia Reign (whew)!

Michael Blackson tells us some of the stupidest questions he gets about being African.
– Oxygen Media


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Better Than Break-Up Sex? Nah, But A Funny ‘Star Wars’ Sketch (Video)

“Feel the inside of me like I feel the inside of you.”

WTF did Jsnow just say??? Of course, if Cynthia Luciette (whistles) is in it, I am into it… but let’s say my posting this is due to the new “Star Wars” movie coming soon. A.D.D. classic sh!t right here 🙂


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Kairi Chanel Is The Apple Of Dave East’s Eye, And The Center Of His World (Video)

Getting a real look at the real lives of these emcees nowadays. Just saw 50 Cent speaking on fatherhood (here) and now here’s Dave East talking about beasting it out… for his daughter. Now, THAT’S dope!

“I know how it feels to ask for something and your mother be like, ‘nah,’” the Harlem rapper tells MASS APPEAL while buying clothes for his 17-month-old daughter, Kairi. “I don’t want her to not know how to accept ‘no,’ but I want to make sure it’s there, regardless. So if I’m telling her no, it’s because of a reason, not cause I ain’t got it.”

East’s daughter, Kairi Chanel, is the namesake of his 2016 mixtape and the center of his world.

– Mass Appeal


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Gaming/Relationships: Man Marries The Anime Character Of His Dreams (Video)

Hmm… file this under, “Naaaah, not crazy at all. Do you, um, player!”

Japanese adult game developer Hibiki Works recently performed a VR assisted wedding between a man and the anime character of his dreams. The wedding – which actually took place in a chapel in Tokyo – was part of Hibiki Works’ promotion of their upcoming game “Niizuma: Lovely x Cation.”
– Vocativ

So, question: With the virtual wife concept… Would that be ‘death do them part’ after losing one life on the video game; or is this an ‘all lives matter’ situation (like, you have to stay with the new virtual spouse through all your game lives).


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Check Out The Trailer For OWN’s Life-After-Prison Series “Released” (Trailer)

OWN’s docu-series “Released” tells the stories of formerly incarcerated men and women as they re-enter society.

The new docuseries Released is the story of six of these individuals, who are all searching for a fresh start after their release from prison.

The series premiered September 30th on OWN. It comes on Saturdays at 10pm EST.

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Former NFL Receiver Josh Gordon On Trying To Beat Drug Addiction, Again. But This Time With A ‘Brutal Dose Of Reality’ (Documentary)

Man. To be this real about his process so far. At this point, after Gordon has had Lindsey Lohan-level amounts of second chances to get over his drug problems… After EVERYONE has written him off… Doing this video expose. Respect for that, at least.

Back at the gym and on track to return to the NFL, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon reveals details of the substance abuse violation in 2014 that has prevented him from playing professionally ever since.
– Uninterrupted

All the best to the former Brown. Complete the comeback, Gordon. Push yourself. Push through!

(Compelling story to watch.)

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Gabrielle Union Speaks On Sexual Freedom, Her Book, And Husband Dwyane Wade Reuniting With Lebron James (Video)

Daaaamn, Gab! Started flipping your “fun switch” at 5? Trolling for Black men in the Yay Area in later years? Telling the young ladies to demand that good ‘gina gobbling AND azz-eating from these men out here (because reciprocity)? You wild out here like that?!

Okay, women’s liberation for real. FREEDOM… sexual and otherwise! Well, go ‘head Being Mary Jane on ’em then *wink*

(That ain’t all. Just some “juicy” bits to lure you in. Actually a very thoughtful interview. Balanced. Talking to a grown woman.)

You. WANT. To. Watch this whole interview! It goes down (everyone does, watch)!

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The Most Bizarre Tradition Of Donkey Sex (Documentary)

Some of the locals… They f*ck donkeys.
Ryan Duffy

They are so wrong right for flipping that “Gimme That Donkey Butt” sample for the backbeat for this in the beginning. Haha!

Having sex with donkeys is a part of growing up for some of the local boys on the northern coast of Colombia. We went to investigate this obscure tradition and foolishly said, “we’ll believe it when we see it.”

Oh, you didn’t think we were playing about actual DONKEY F*CKING, did you? You might need to schedule a therapist visit BEFORE you watch this. Crazy!

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Comedy: Clint Coley Flew The Honey In On V’Jay Airways (Video)

And now a word from Brother Clint Coley

If I fly you out, we are having sex. It’s not up for debate.

HOW can they make these clips and not fall the f*** out laughing? Bwaaaaahaaa! Always hilarious and always on point with the somebody-had-to-say-it commentary. Ladies. Come on. PLEASE stop with the bullsh!t. If you ain’t trying to “go there”… okay… just get yourself out there. Buy your own ticket. Drive. Whatever.

But if a dude puts it out there – like ‘buy a plane ticket for you to come see him’ put it out there. You need to be ready for him to see about you ‘down there.’ Real real talk. With FACTS!

Bet she won’t let it happen again (with her sexy, but wrong for that, azz. Hahaaa!)

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Boosie Badazz And Ray J. Are Starring In A Musical? (Video)

Producer Melvin Childs brought Boosie Badazz and Ray J. through to discuss a new Hip-Hop musical. Hilarious interview! And now I got new terminology… Watch your back in the joint. The “booty goons” are out to get’cha!!

(Of course, there’s more than the promo portion to this interview. Watch it all.)


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Lebron James, Chris Bosh, And Drake… Interview Each Other? (Video)

…two of the greatest guys that I’ve ever encountered… We’ve done things that people know about… and don’t know about…
Lebron James

This group sit-down, chit-chat, termed as a three-way interview, or something like that, is pretty damn dope. “A conversation amongst friends” is the right way to describe it. Good stuff.

(So, clearly, Drizzy is the joke-cracker of the crew. Bosh right in there with the silly with ’em.)

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RIP Hugh Hefner (Video)

Hugh Hefner. Playboy Magazine (and related enterprises) founder and mogul… All around player and lover of life… and young ladies (no hate, at all)… has passed at the age of 91… at the Playboy Mansion… of natural causes. A peaceful end to a remarkable life!

Actually, something about the way we saw him live, makes his passing from this mortal plane a bit less painful, doesn’t it? Forever in chill mode, cool parties, packed with the hottest people. A mag loaded with ‘unwrapped’ Eye Candy (that we actually did read for the articles… sometimes). So dope a player, that being his girlfriend took ‘girls from next door’ to Entertainment Television (E!) stardom (shout to Kendra Wilkinson).

And you know how we sometimes struggle to find noble things to say about the departed? Not even a struggle with Hugh Hefner. Black people like 1990 Playboy Playmate of the Year Reneé Tenison and legendary entrepreneur/activist/comic Dick Gregory will likely tell you about how Hefner was a player in a different way in life… hiring Black performers and integrating his Clubs (risking the business in some regions of the country). Yep, Hef was an impact player in the struggle for Civil Rights, a de facto activist, too.

Gonna miss you Hef. Thanks for the good times and good works. And farewell.



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Cuffing Season’s Coming! What Are The Rules? What Exactly Is A ‘Bae’ Anyway? (Video)

Hey, Big Head…

Got that text yet? Baahahaa! The funniest funny usually has a twinge of truth (at least) to it. Checked the weather recently? Noticed the days getting a bit shorter and the nights a bit longer? Overwhelming urge to ‘snuggle’ up much? Mm hmm, Cuffing Season is upon us! Fall is officially here, and you can expect a sharp rise in Bae Acquisition Rates (BARs, genius)!

But okay. RELAX! Take a minute to realize what you are getting into when you go hard trying to cuff that cuddle bunny before the cold sets in. One fur for the whole cold season… Still gonna do it, huh? Alright, player, you leave me no choice. Watch this. Laugh and learn!

Finding a bae may mean you have to share your fries. Dormtainment drops more science in this full episode of Black Geo. How is your baeship?
– LOL Network

Good luck. And keep the February 14th deadline in mind. Ha!

(That one part with Cynthia Luciette in there. Mercy! Plus, several Honeyz in this. Now you gotta watch.)


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