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She Said You Could Smash. But Should You? (Video)

The very stacked Brookelyn came through, said she was down [TF], threw some drinks & drugs down, but passed out before you could even get your draws down. It’s a pop quiz that should NOT even be a quiz, fellas. Watch and see ‘What Would Should You Do?’

Admittedly, the clip could be funnier; but the message couldn’t be more timely. Enjoy the weekend. Have fun. Be responsible.

@ojones1

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Damon Dash Speaks On Family Business, Relationships, And The R. Kelly Situation Then & Now (Video)

If you remember The Best of Both Worlds, you don’t see my name on that… I never wanted no part of that.
Damon Dash

Ohhhh, hold up… Aaliyah was Dame’s dolly baby back in the day. He’s gotta have something to say about the R. Kelly what-they-say out there now. On Dame and Aaliyah, death did them part. But Jay-Z and Dame… looks like the R. Kelly move moved them apart.

Kenyatta “The Hip Hop Motivator” ask Dame Dash about his feelings towards Lifetime’s “Surviving R. Kelly” documentary, and why he was never a part of the Jay Z and R. Kelly collaboration.
– Hip Hop Motivation

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Comedy: Maybe It’s Time To Break Up… With Her Permission… Maybe (Video)

And he thought he was leaving her. Dude [according to her] she’s the reason he is even alive… And by the way, he is now NOT leaving her. And better fold them clothes CORRECTLY… AND get to COOKING dinner… with NO MEAT! Yeah, I reckon he’ll get that WHIPPED up right NOW. Hahaa!

When you break up with a good woman and she reminds you why you shouldn’t.
– Kenn Edwin TV

Well, at least she’s thick & sexy AF (whew – shout to Marché Howell). Because he will be with her for quite a while it seems.

MORE MARCHE HOWELL ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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Comedy: Levi’s A Buster, And He Doesn’t Even Know It (Video)

See? THIS is when you need the real ones in your life to tell you the real deal about your moves in real life! Watch this all-too-real reenactment of a dude, let’s call him Levi, going waaaay beyond courtship of a lady, getting taken waaaay past any possibility of a relationship, finding himself in the valley of the busters.

When your homies gotta put you in check cause you acting like a buster; you hardcore simping, you got the game all messed up.

And he would not even know if they did not tell him. Best believe she wasn’t. Okay, maybe on her wedding day she would; but not before. Hahaa!

@ojones1

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Listen To Black Women Answer The Question: Does Size Matter? (Video)

Pull up… a chair… while the ladies speak about the ‘pull down’… the sweatpants print. They tell the truth. Their truth. Check your ego, guys.

And we can all learn. Growers vs. showers. And like, WTF a ‘macrophallus’ is.

Bonus: Got that conversation with Sexpert Glamazon Tyomi they mentioned in the clip after the jump.

@ojones1

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2 Chainz Checks Out The World’s Most Expensivest Sex Dolls (Video)

Because why not keep the ‘sex doll’ talk to continue with 2 CHAINNNNZ! But not just any sex dolls, the Most Expensivest sex dolls.

@ojones1

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Inside Europe’s First Sex Doll Brothel (Documentary)

VICE goes to Spain to see if rubber tits are really the future of sex… Yeah, because why not start this year’s Nooner posts like this? Wowwwww! They really go there.

Are sex dolls the future of prostitution? Joel Golby heads to Barcelona to visit the centre of this strange battleground for the future of sexual politics.
– VICE

@ojones1

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Comedy: Come On! You Can’t Just Cancel A Ménage A Trois (Video)

As the saying goes, whatever you are doing at the stroke of midnight will set the tone for what you will be doing all year long. Speaking of ‘stroke’… what if your plans tonight include that long-awaited awesome threesome? What if they ask you for a raincheck on that? Wooooow.

(Dude tried EVERYTHING to save it. Haha!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Rent Is Due! Erealist Wants The Cash Or That A** (Video)

These two are hilarious! Erealist is the fool we always see, but I grow more and more curious about his always-off-camera co-star. All that back-and-forth on this one though. Totally unnecessary. All she gotta do is put it down for ‘three minutes’ and the rent is paid. He even brought the blanket and mattress. Baaahahahaa!

@ojones1

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Meet A Million-Dollar ‘Sugar Baby’ (Video)

Right. Not that Hillary Swank movie “Million Dollar Baby”… this sis is a ‘Sugar Baby’ who gets her ‘Sugar Daddy’ to foot the bill… for her life! Watching the vid, I can see where it is not an entirely ideal life (ex: lots of surgeries). But she is making it work because she is working it.

(If your pockets look like mine, you are ‘safe’ from her. I don’t have enough cash to register with her. Hate she has the kids around this though. Seems warped.)

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Sex Was Trash! Erealist Wants To Return The ‘Product’ (Video)

Maaaaan, this dude Erealist and his Jack Gang videos are some of the funniest hood comedy shorts I have ever shed tears, REAL tears, to! Finally getting around to sharing one with y’all. Trust it will not be the last.

(E took that wack p***y right back to Tony’s house… and didn’t even care that his wife answered the door. HA!)

@ojones1

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A Day In The Life Of Mr. And Mrs. Claus (Video)

Daaannng! Mrs. Claus wants to fill Santa’s workshop with a whole tribe of little elves. Looking as good as she does, Nick would probably have no problem bringing that joy into her world. Ha!

But the situation ain’t all jolly… It’s a Nellyvidz ep… How could it be?

@ojones1

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Ray J Speaks On Putting ‘Old Controversy’ Behind Him And Moving On To Raycon And Family Business (Video)

Wow. Why would Ray J start by assigning a ‘side’ role to himself? At least call yourself an ‘honorable co-host.’ How about ‘business man?’

Ray J On Expanding Raycon Global, Fatherhood And Staying Drama-Free
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

Raycon, eh? Okay, Ray, get your hustle on and on to the next level. Was not aware before. Now that I am, I am not mad.

@ojones1

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Listen To Black Women Speak On Why They Choose ‘Bad Boys’ Over ‘Good Guys’ (Video)

Okay, y’all. Lean in. Beautiful sistas are about to tell you why good guys finish last. Or at least that’s what is promised. We’ll see.

In this episode, we’re asking the question: why aren’t we picking the “good guy” first?
– MadameNoire

And yeah, I watched all the way through. If I want to attract a good sista, I need to make every effort to learn what they want in a man. Right? Right!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Nellyvidz Knows When To Let His Woman Have Her Way (Video)

Sometimes you just gotta let the women have their way…

…like MOST of the time. *Sigh* Because that’s just the way it is: You want a shot at getting some your way, let her have her way.

Or you can try the other way and see how that works for you #SexStarved

(And with a woman as fine as GG Townson… yeah, let her have it… and she might let you have them ‘buns’ your way like a real Burger King!)

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Nellyvidz Gets Pulled Over And Tries To Push Up On The Cop (Video)

Situation comedy is most hilarious when the characters find themselves in the funniest situations. The Nellyvidz Show gets me every time with the way dude ‘ends up’ in trouble. He stoopit!

But facts though, I might have tried it with a cop as fine as Elena myself, too. Make her feel like a ‘lady’ for real!

MORE ELENA ON INSTAGRAM

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Comedy: Living With Your Pregnant Girlfriend (Video)

Ah… love… the miracle of childbirth… growing a family… buuuuut… It ain’t all sweet when your live-in girlfriend is pregnant. But it can be FUNNY!

@ojones1

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Being Sean: Truly Thankful

Very appropriate post from the homie Sean. Might make even the most ‘Hotep’ among us call this time of year ‘THANKSgiving’ at least once…

As I get older holidays are taking on a different meaning for me. When I was a kid Thanksgiving, Christmas and the New Year days meant toys and food. As a teenager it became gifts and food. As a young adult it became girlfriends and a different type of gift (heh, heh), oh and food of course. As a real adult with a daughter it became toys and food again and now that she is a teenager it has become something different and that is appreciation of who I am and what I have. With Thanksgiving around the corner I wanted to take the time to write a piece on what I am thankful for. First… (More at BeingSean.com)

Jada Pinkett Smith And Jane Elliott Discuss The Racial Divide Between Women of Color & White Women At The Red Table (Video)

The level that these women share during these Red Table talks… deep. This one is no different; discussion starting with their own experiences of racism. Then Jane and Jada get into to the divide between women of different races and why it should not be, but is… deep.

Good discussion on race relations. And Jane Elliott is the perfect one for it.

The tough topic of race relations between women is brought to the Red Table with famed diversity educator Jane Elliott.
– Red Table Talk

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Michelle Williams (Of Destiny’s Child) & Chad Johnson (Not Ocho Cinco) Need Prayer And Therapy [Video]

Michelle & Chad sitting in a tree… praying and meditating on God’s greatness and their future together… Yes, for real.

Michelle Williams & Chad Johnson On Saving Themselves For Marriage, Couples Therapy + Their New Show
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

Sure, they talk about ‘saving themselves’ for marriage, but they talk way more about us as a people needing to get comfortable with seeking out counseling – couples & individual. Great talk.

(Watch through to the end for the most biblical, lyrical, pimp-tastical line ever… “What did Moses do with his staff?” Haha!)

@ojones1

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