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Comedy: Troy Fights For His Woman’s Honor (Video)

And what a woman Kiera Nicole is. Cot DAM! I understand why dude felt like he had to knuckle up… but squaring off against a cop… with them hands? Well, you watch and see how it turned out.

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Comedy: Dane, She Just Wanted To ‘Hit’… Why You Catching Feelings? (Video)

Awww.

Lowkey, I am sure most dudes have actually felt the way Dane felt in this situation. When two folks lay down, one is gonna get up with feelings… at least that’s what they say… Maybe that is an argument for having more threesomes or something. HAHAA!

What makes this over-the-top to me is all the ‘Oh sh!t’ moments, punctuated by soundbites and J-Stuy’s expressions. LOLOL!!!

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Comedy: Jae Has To Protect Heart, And Her Lady Parts, When It Comes To Her Bae Danté (Video)

So Danté Pussé got them ‘big man’ problems (HA!). But his hella cute girl Jae was up for the challenge (at first). Awesome! Well, except for that jumping on the ‘D’ part. No way that was gonna be awesome. At all!

(Extra points for the ‘Dunder Mifflin’ shirt. I was not much of a regular watcher of ‘The Office’ but I am now a fan of that company *whew*)

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Comedy: Dude, My Girl Wants To Smash Now! You Have To LEAVE (Video)

YES!!!

Dane and James with more homie-lover-and-friend comedy… AND they credited the hella funny and flirty sexy Desiree Vanessa this time. Nice! IG linked below fellas (I got you covered).

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Amelia Asks Troy: What Do You Like About Me? (Video)

Fellas. It is a trick question. Especially when she will not let you off with a one-word or short answer like ‘everything’ or ‘what is there NOT to love, baby?’ However, when Troy flips that question back on Amelia Jackson at the end… the situation goes from hard to HILARIOUS! Situation comedy for certain.

(Oh, yeah. First answer: Dat AZZ! Next answer: Them tig ol’ biddies! Final answer: Let me think about it while we are having sex AGAIN!)

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Comedy: Nate Jackson As Dr. Cornelius Chowder AKA ‘The Woman Whisperer’ (Video)

Shonuff the hookup. He is the plug to hook these ladies up with just what they need. Give it up for Dr. Cornelius Chowder (Nate Jackson) in these streets. With distinction!!

And yoooooo! Other Box B!tch (Grace Aubry), Becky Snow Princess (Krista Kalmus), and Philly Cheesesteak Lover (Kali Scott) can ALL get it… And it looks like they are about to… courtesy of Troy, Kristen, and Kenn!

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Comedy: When The Homie’s Away, His Girl Wants To Play… Meaning Smash! (Video)

Dane Richards and James aka J-stuy are hilarious. To be honest, Dane did good to hold out for even that long. Then again, if your mans is the type to pull the strap that fast, it’s in your best interest to NOT smash.

Really need to know who that Honey is though. C’mon guys. Credit where credit is due (she sexy af)!

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Comedy: These Girlfriends Are About To Enjoy Some Popcorn And Each Other’s “Company” (Video)

About to have an EXPERIENCE experience experience!

Bwaaaahahaaa! Dude is hilarious. This whole clip is. Nonetheless, I see BOTH of youuuuu, Kassandra and Kristen. Please. Continue. PLEASE (wink).

When the homegirl gets a little too friendly with her homegirl.
Kenn Edwin TV

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Desi’s Dilemma: When Your Homeboy’s Girl Keeps Stalking You! (Video)

Silly sexy QueenSoTrill just won’t leave Desi Banks alone, will she. Probably why she is hounding him so hard. Too bad that dog wouldn’t shaddup, or ‘too good’ (depending on whether you’d smash the homie’s girl if she was begging for you to ‘Run The Jewels’ on her…HAHAA)!
#WOWZERS #DesiYouLucky #QueenSoSexy

So, what would YOU do if she put her hand YOUR pants?

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Desi’s Dilemma: When Your Homeboy’s Girl Puts The Package In Your Hand! (Video)

Desi is hilarious AND smart for featuring this decadent Eye Candy in his sketch video. Thank the YouTube commenters for taking a moment to share what matters… this girl’s IG @QueenSoTrill (and yeah she is, ATL shawty)! She’s so damn silly. And so damn SEXY #WOWZERS

So, what would YOU do if she put that package in YOUR hand?

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Comedy: When Your Homeboy’s Girl Offers You A Lift And Tries To Get A ‘Rise’ Out Of You (Video)

Damn it! Somebody, please tell me, tell all of us, WHO is that buxom temptress in the ‘open relationship’ with her very open top trying to get Desi open??

Whew! Desi, you are a good friend #Wowzers

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Comedy: Do The Right Thing And Be A Good ‘Wing Man’ (Video)

FINALLY! An instance where ‘taking one for the team’ works out for everyone one! Shiiiiid, do you see the ri-THICK-ulous Kali Scott in this clip (and have you seen her IG)??? Only thing keeping me from going for all the way with Option A (Hulk SMASH!) would be not having protection for the affection. Wowzerrrs!

Shout to Troy’s hilarious homie @g.WayneTV and his catch-of-a-lifetime Essence.

(Y’all are gonna get to KNOW uber-sexy Essence Cash in short order, too. Found some goooood stuff on her I will be sharing soon.)!

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‘Officer Clemmons’ Speaks On Being Black In “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood” (Video)

Hope you got to spend Valentine’s Day celebrating love in some way. I sat down and watched a documentary on a legend who lived a life of love; influencing generations to be better people as he made his way in the world. Man, if only we had Mr. Rogers around now. Rest in peace to the legend Fred Rogers.

Then I found this Great Big Story on ‘Officer Clemmons’ on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. So wonderful!

Remember Officer Clemmons, the policeman from “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood?” Actor Francois Clemmons was initially reluctant to take the role. Growing up in the late ’60s, Clemmons didn’t have a positive opinion of the cops at the time. But Fred Rogers convinced him, and Clemmons became one of the first Black actors to have a recurring role in a children’s TV program.
– Great Big Story

You gotta watch this story and check for the “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” documentary on HBO or on-demand on YouTube. Well worth watching!

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Fat Joe, Nore, And Big Ben Remember Big Pun In Studio With Funkmaster Flex (Video)

RIP Big Pun. Celebrate the life of the legend lost too early by listening to stories and banter of those who were there, close. Terror Squad O.G.’s Fat Joe and NORE, with Big Ben and Flex, too.

They discuss other stuff, too. At length. Good stuff. Go get something to drink, then hit play.

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Comedy: Honey, I Blew The Rent Money On Strippers (Video)

Shout to @TroyInLA for knowing his audience enough to include some BOMB AZZ Eye Candy with the funny. @JetDope and @EBella_SoFly are both #SexyAF and #FunnyAF at the same damn time!

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Comedy: Whoa! Candace Got Desi ‘Warmed Up’ Real Quick (Video)

Haaaaaa! When her hands get cold! Candace B. Harris knows how… and where… to warm them up. And oh, Candace, I got a nice ‘hand warmer’ setup over here whenever… WHENEVER… you are #WithYourSexySelf

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Comedy: Persephanii Always Gets Her Man… Back (Video)

Yooooooo! Persephanii came through and knew EXACTLY what to do to get him. Yeezus West! I don’t even have the words for how sexy her thicky-thick-THICKNESS is. So I’m gonna defer to Bigg Jah’s assessment of the situation ’round here:

HEY…Why you come out dressed like a shero named Superthick from planet Got Damn!!??

Bwaaahahaa! Hilarious with just the right amount of hot Honey drizzled in. Great clip.

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Comedy: When Your Roommate Pays All The Bills, He Can Shut Down Your Netflix-And-Chill (Video)

Daaamn, daaamn, DAAAAMN!

Room dog gonna come through with extra heat and hate because the homie ‘forgot’ curfew was at eight? Like that?? Guess so. Whew, remembering those ‘as long as I pay the bills’ talks from my Dad (RIP) almost makes this unfunny…. almost, because this is still funny!

(Bonus: Carol Cake is sho nuff looking rich and thick and sweet and delish!)

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Comedy: Erealist Wants To Claim His Baby On His Taxes And Get His ‘Baby’ Back (Video)

Man oh man. Tax season is at the height of cuffing season, isn’t it? And nighttime must be the right time since dude came knocking on his ole gal’s door. All that passion… I mean madness… I mean BIG madness. BWAAAHAHAAA!

Erealist is just trying to claim a kid to boost that tax refund up a bit more. And his ex just had to throw her new ‘love & happiness’ situation in his face AND tell him her new man has already claimed all in his domain (for taxes and otherwise).

HA! E is a fool in this one.

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Comedy: When Your Girl Is This Pretty… And This Petty (Video)

Oh my damn! For Nelly’s sake, if that’s his girl for real, I hope all this ‘petty girlfriend’ thing is really all an act. Because Cortney is so f’n sexy, a brother might just have to live with it to stay living with her. Such torture!

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