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Faizon Love Does Not Travel With Security. Want To Know Why? (Video)

The whole Katt Williams controversy, guns, and all kinds of whatnot. Faizon ain’t scared to talk about it! Never scared. But always hilarious!

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Comedy: Keegan-Michael Key Says Trump’s “Mind Is Free” (Video)

Hmm… that’s one way to look at it.

Key breaks down the reasons why Trump is a skilled improviser, and theorizes that the candidate is often sitting on the toilet when calling in to news programs.
– The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

This is before Trump was elected President. Wow, situation still looking crazy as it did back then.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Chelsea Handler Visits Russian Bathhouse (Video)

Yep. Chelsea Handler somewhere being silly, and naked, again! It’s like she cannot help herself. And I cannot help but post stuff like this. I mean, hey, I like to laugh. AND what’s not to like about Chelsea’s breastses?

(Warning: The masseuses WILL spray Chelsea’s tig ole bitties AND she will admit to not minding being blasted in the face. YES!)

@ojones1

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Eye Candy: Witness The Thickness As Nino Brown And Tosh.0 Have A Sit Down (Video)

Have mercy and give thanks!! Y’all might feast on turkey, but I think I want some of that RUMP roast in this vid. Whew! Yep, Rumps and graaaaaapes! Bwaaahahaaa! Plus, Daniel Tosh being foolish right along with Nino Brown’s stronnnng pimpin’ and the game (e.g. advice) he is spittin’. Enjoy!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Are You Sure You’re In ‘Good Hands’ Though? Maybe Consider Getting Insurance Against Cops (Video)

Giggle game still strong. 50 Central checks in with another skit that manages to have fun with making a point about something ‘not fun’… the overkill we do to get through being stopped by a cop without being killed.

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘Eddie’ Stops By To Try Some Brownies That ‘Snoop’ Is Cooking Up (Video)

When Ma Martha’s away, His DoggFatherness will play… with the recipe for some bomb azz brownies, pimpin. Bwaaahaaa! Try making some for the neighbors after you watch. What a great way to stay say high hi 😉

@ojones1

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He Who Laughs Most Loses: Tony & Tahir Give Each Other The ‘Bad News’ (Video)

Granny was throwin’ that azz ’round in a CIRCLE!!! Bwaaaahahaaaaa! These two are STOOPIT!! When bad news makes for good laughs, it’s A.D.D.!

Two comedians deliver bad news to each other in attempts to make one laugh uncontrollably. You laugh the most, you lose! #BadNews
– All Def Digital

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Eye Candy/Comedy: “Questions” Be Damned! These Honeyz Are Too Sexy To Answer Questions (Video)

Okay, if you can’t laugh at this… sorry for ya. Because this throwback is HILARIOUS! And yeah, these thick’ums should know these answers, but (1) you gone really hold ‘not knowing’ against them OR (2) you REALLY want to hold ‘something else’ up against them?

Answer that question. Yes. Hahaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: America, Stop Calling ‘Michelle And Barack’… It Is Over (Video)

What’s cool about the 50 Central troupe, to me, is their willingness to take on impressions in sketches that they may not have down pat… It’s alright that the look or the voice characterizations are off if they still bring the funny. And they do. Especially at the end of this one.

“We’re blitzing. Oh yeah, we’re blitzing.”

Hope y’all enjoyed the Obamas while they were busy in the White House. It’s okay to miss ’em. But don’t be calling all late and ish. They are ‘busy’ at their own house now *wink*

@ojones1

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No Script: How Do You Stop Beast Mode In His Tracks? Show Him Some Roller Coaster Tracks (Video)

Who’s idea was this? This was a terrible idea.
Shak, show writer

Patent answer from Beast Mode is usually, “I’m ’bout that action, boss!” But apparently, not about that roller-coaster action. Hahahaa!

He eventually got on. Wonder if that fine-looking boom mic operator might have gave him some ‘courage’ or ‘encouragement’… can’t punk out in front of the Honey *wink*

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Comedy: Clint Coley Lets Her Know She Needs To Be With Him (Video)

When you are a dude, making sense, and making battle rap lyrical works of art from the heart for a sista… how could she not want to get with you? Well, this Honey was about to make that mistake and pass on his advances; but Coley got them WORDS (BARS)! Hahaaa!

#ReadyToGoSteady #BlackMenDontCheat #ADD #Community

@ojones1

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50 Cent & Tiffany Haddish Tease Her Upcoming Appearance On ’50 Central’ (Video)

Hmmm… Wonder what these two are gonna do tomorrow night… on 50 Central. The rest ain’t our business (but can’t be mad if Fif shoots a shot, because Tif sexy af)!

#TifAndFif #50Central

@ojones1

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Comedy: Khadi & Kelz Are Out Here Handing Out ‘One Hitter Quitters’ To Dudes (Video)

She said that “Don’t flinch” like a gangsta for real though. Hahaaa! But dayummm, them rights were landing! Y’all gone learn about playing this good p*ssy late pull-out game in deez skreetz out’chea though. HA!

Khadi Don and 4EverKelz go full “Jody” in this parody to the movie Baby Boy. #Community
– All Def Digital

But hmmm… looking at Khadi’s IG… might have to see ’bout what she got going. Might be worth taking the punch *wink*

(But watch all the way to the end though.)

@ojones1

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No Script: Marshawn Lynch ‘Directs’ The Film Crew Through A Beast Mode Workout At The Beach (Video)

They are NOT going to like what’s coming… Bear crawls, up-downs, rope ladder drills, and DROP!! Hahaaa! All with a lot of GOT DAMN cussing from their ‘director’ for the day. Work ’em, Coach Lynch. Take ’em through a Beast Mode beach workout!

#BeachMode #NoScript

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Comedy: Netflix And No Chill With The Heartbroken Homie (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Just in case anybody thought a ‘Netflix and Chill’ plus one was a good idea (hmmm… maybe if… nah). Check out this All Def Digital Sketch starring the lovely Cynthia LuCiette… and a couple of dudes.

@ojones1

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A 50 Central Special Event: “O.J. Simpson’s Welcome Home Party” (Video)

Y’all gone get enough of f**king with The Juice. Probably not, because this is hilarious!! Now, who wants cake? OJ’s got your slice right over there. Hahahaa!

(And “Dave Chappelle” was there? Wowwww.)

@ojones1

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Comedy/Fashion: Dapper Dan Gives Conan Some Harlem Swag (Video)

Well, the title says it all. Trying to give this dude’s threads some style. But you all know that Conan is weapons-grade silly… so Dapper Dan’s makeover mission will NOT be simple. Great clip. Hahaaaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Clint Coley & His Girl Are Not ‘Cuffing’… Here Is What They Are Doing (Video)

We’re f**king, eating and going to the movies together…

That’s what we’re doing! Bwaaahahaaa! Two things always get me about these funny azz Coley clips: (1) how fine af the girls in them are AND (2) how screwy their facial expressions get when he tells it like it is!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas Presents “3 Types Of Mumble Rappers” (Video)

“Her weave expired. It’s WOVE!” Bwaaaahahaaaa! Crank Lucas has been hilarious, and pointed, with his commentary on Hip-Hop. Here’s another not-so-tongue-in-cheek vid from The Rapducer on these ‘mumble rappers’ out here today.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Michael Blackson Answers ‘Stupid Questions People Ask Africans’ (Video)

Besides being hilarious in stuff like this, Michael Blackson keeps us watching his vids because he brings his sexy wifey on with him. Helloooo, Georgia Reign (whew)!

Michael Blackson tells us some of the stupidest questions he gets about being African.
– Oxygen Media

@ojones1

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