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Johnny Gill Speaks On His Career Separately & As Part Of New Edition (Video)

I mean, he did have a hit and did some work BEFORE the N.E. folks.

Johnny Gill Reveals Why He Never Felt A Part of New Edition.
– TV One

That said, I agree with DL… I would never have guessed any of this before this sit-down. Very interesting!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Seth & Rihanna Go ‘Day Drinking’ (Video)

Okay, ‘Car Karaoke’ is cute and all… but yoooo… getting Ri-Ri out for a drink or three… and getting her properly saucy… Mmmm, imagine the possibilities.

Seth and Rihanna spend a day drinking at The Jane Hotel, where they do things like drink Rihanna-themed cocktails, dish out advice to one another and give Seth a Fenty Beauty makeover.
– Late Night with Seth Meyers

On the low, Seth got her with that ‘nut milk’ comment. Heh heh. But she came back with that ‘blow your wife away’ though.

@ojones1

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Aubrey Plaza Vs. The World’s Hottest Hot Wings (Video)

Ah yes! “Legion” is back on Fx for its final season. Let’s call this a ‘working lunch’ as this is no doubt part of the series promo effort.

Aubrey Plaza is known for her cult roles in Funny People, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Parks and Recreation, and many more. You can catch her in FX’s Legion, which returns for its third season on Monday, June 21 and she also stars in Child’s Play, set to hit theaters June 21st. But how is she with spicy food? Find out as the deadpan queen tries to keep her poker face intact while battling some of the hottest wings on the planet. Along the way, Plaza pulls back the curtain on Parks & Rec BTS, explains her iconic late-night performances, and attempts to drink milk through her nose.
– First We Feast

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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver Is On Top Of The Problems With The Increasing Popularity Of ‘Everest’ (Video)

Didn’t really think about it until last night’s “Last Week Tonight”… but Everest has become… well, passe. Wow.

Climbing Mount Everest has become dangerously popular. John Oliver explains why.
– Last Week Tonight

‘Fecal time bomb’ though. Eeewwww!

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Comedy: Fun Facts… Don’t Sleep On Women With Abs, Or Dudes Without Them… Or Around Tanjareen When She Is Mad (Video)

Wow! CT, I guessed Jenny’s sexy azz was Filipino right out the gate (she a petit, sweet, STALLION of Asian island nation flavor)! And Corbin is THICK! But way thicker than ‘peanut butter ice cubes’ #FunFAAACTS #CorbinCookieCanGetGOT #TeamCorbinHunterAllDay

@ojones1

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Comedy: All Def Comedy feat. Clayton Thomas (Video)

Okay then! CT funny all day in every way. You’ve seen the sketches. Now boil that hilarity down to a five-minute set and see how it works out on stage. Here’s a hint: Pretty damn funny!

A lot of people don’t know that Martin Lawrence is the reason CT wanted to be a stand up comedian, so for him to be able to do Def Jam is a dream come true and full circle.

@ojones1

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Comedy: That Tanjareen Thomas… She Really Takes ‘The Cakes’ (Video)

Baaahahaaa!

You know what? Looking back over several of these CT sketches I realize that Tanjareen likes the cakes as much as us dudes do! And that… is AWESOME. And sexy! Like fine azz Jenny and Corbin are in here, too.

MORE TANJAREEN THOMAS ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
MORE CORBIN HUNTER ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM 

MORE JENNY BABAS ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Eye Candy: Ms. Sade Wants ’90 Days’ & That Is What She Gets (Part 2) [Video]

So we are doing a part 2 with Shay, Kenn? You need a do-over, you say? A’ight then… let’s see how this goes.

In this one we get a do-over. Everybody can have a 90 day rule. How will it affect the relationship?
Kenn Edwin TV

In a word: YES! That’s how it should’ve gone in the first place. Hahahaaaa!! The ’90 Days’ goes both ways.

MORE MS. SADE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Clayton Tells Tanjareen, “That’s It. We’re Done!” (Video)

Wow.

Plenty of parables that cover the moral of this story… but hell with all of ’em… they BOTH got CAKES! Such a dilemma for CT, with a ‘ring in his hand trying to chase bush’… and it never quite works out like he wants in these situations, does it? Hahaaa!

MORE CORBIN HUNTER ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
MORE TANJAREEN THOMAS ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

@ojones1

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Comedy: Friends Don’t Let Friends Go Out After A Bad Breakup (Video)

Hey man. It’s funny, but it’s kinda real. The homies are looking out for his emotional health.

No, Kenn. You’re NOT okay. And you’re NOT getting back out there… or back on the horse… or whatever… You need to let it out. Go on and cry, man.

When the homies check in on the homie after a break up, they give him some advice he’s not willing to take.
Kenn Edwin TV

Take your time, Kenn. Ha!

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Trevor Noah Vs. The World’s Hottest Hot Wings (Video)

Trevor Noah shows up on an ep of Hot Ones… is there a chance I would NOT post that episode on here? No. Not a chance!

Trevor Noah is a world-renowned standup comedian and the host of the Emmy-award winning The Daily Show on Comedy Central. He’s also written a book, Born a Crime, which is a New York Times best seller. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the South African comic boldly faces off against the wings of death. Along the journey, he discusses the advice he got from Jon Stewart, breaks down the joys of biltong, and explains the one thing that connects us all as humans.
– First We Feast

And he speaks SEVEN languages. Big up!

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Comedy: Rob Haze Says Don’t Blame Millennials For ‘Being Millennials’ (Video)

We have so many words we watch spelling bees.

Rob Haze gets all his news from Cardi B, like a real millennial. So deal with it!

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B’s political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Hasan Minhaj Welcomes Co-Host For The Day Phoebe Robinson To ‘Deep Cuts’ (Video)

Another ‘aaaaww’ moment: Hasan & Phoebe (one of the ‘2 Dope Queens’) share a ‘pirate’ hi-five. They chop it up on this outtake clip.

Comedian and co-host of ‘2 Dope Queens’ Phoebe Robinson stopped by Patriot Act for another special edition of Deep Cuts. Watch as Hasan and Phoebe talk about rewriting the rules of comedy by challenging its norms, why so many White guys feel the need to run for President, and what topic Phoebe would pick if she had to host an episode of Patriot Act.
– Patriot Act

Whoa wait WHAT? Phoebe did SHOTS with Michelle Obama??!!?? DOPE!

@ojones1

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“I Got The Hook Up 2” Coming To Theaters Friday, July 12th (Trailer)

Dude. Can we call this a ‘sequel’ to the initial trailer? Epic followup trailer. This should whet appetites and spur on sales for this “I Got The Hook Up 2.” Sure hope it delivers all it’s teasing… hella sexy baddies with phatties (cheeks for weeks!) and all kinds of hilarity!

Soooo many cameos (and returning cast members) in this, too. Dope!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Ismelie Trapped In The Closet! Plus, Kassandra & Virgil Got Some Explaining To Do (Video)

First of all, the way they all flipped this… hilarious AND brilliant. What’s more, have you all peeped Kassandra winning in her real life ‘Trifecta’ though? Catch up if you haven’t. Linking everything below to help as much as I can.

MORE ISMELIE HENRIQUEZ ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON TRIFECTA LOVE (HER POLYAMORY YOUTUBE CHANNEL)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Back Off, Latoya! Clayton Is Trying To Stay Faithful… Trying! (Video)

Hooooleeeyyy shyyyyttt!! Latoya Ward shows up showing out in that hi-liter yellow getup that showed that camel toe AND that donkey butt WITH them big ole legs… and CT didn’t saddle up?? He resisted??

YUP! And look what it got him. His wife Tanjareen got to smack them cheeks AND she pumped a super jab into his jaw for his troubles. No noble deed goes unpunished. Haha!

MORE LATOYA WARD ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

@ojones1

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Full Interview: Get To Know Carl Payne (Video)

Okay, we got all the interview parts right here, together, so you can take them in. And when we say, “Get to know Carl Payne,” we don’t mean ‘Cole’ or ‘Coackroach’… we mean ALL of that, and the before and after, ups and downs. Get to know dude in these clips, starting above and continuing after the jump.

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Politics: Hasan Minhaj On Malaysia, 1MDB, And Goldman Sachs (Video)

That’s right Chicago. Your parking meters are Muslim.

WTF??? Oh, it’s Hasan doing another Patriot Act ep. Haha!

So, it’s time to laugh, laugh some more and learn something from stand-up ‘Professor’ Minhaj!

On this segment from the latest episode of Patriot Act, Hasan examines the 1MDB sovereign wealth fund scandal in Malaysia, in which former prime minister Najib Razak has been accused of funneling millions of dollars from the country into his personal bank accounts. Traditionally used as a means of economic diversification by countries reliant on a single industry, sovereign wealth funds have come under scrutiny as financial organizations like Goldman Sachs and corrupt politicians have taken advantage of these large, mostly unregulated pools of money for their own gain. While Goldman Sachs continues to profit off of sovereign wealth funds in other countries, the bank is currently being investigated for its role in the 1MDB scandal, which could have lasting implications on the world of finance.
– Patriot Act

Where politics, pools of money, and worldwide finance intersect… There will be global scandal and damage. How can we laugh about stuff like that? Dunno, but Hasan always has a way doing it every time, doesn’t he?

@ojones1

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Comedy: Reggie Bo Is A Pound! Too Much Smoke To Handle, And He Has Stayed At CT’s Home For Too Long (Video)

Great day in the morning!!! Did you see Toya walk out the frame with ALL THEM CAKES!!??!! I did. I mean, Tanjareen AND Jenny AND Lyndsey are bae & boo bae & boo bae bae – with marshmallows – but Toya is that Ms. New Booty that’s gotta get GOT!

Okay. ‘Nuff talk about the ladies. CT needs to deal with Reggie Bo or get dealt with… by Reg or his wife Tanjareen. Haha!)

MORE LATOYA WARD ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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Roy Wood Jr. Asks: How Racist Is Boston? (Video)

HA! Of all people to send to ask the question. Roy does know his racism (talking about it in his stand-ups, esp. his experiences coming up in Alabama). Let’s see what he finds out.

Roy Wood Jr. visits Boston to find out why it has a reputation as one of the most racist cities in America.
– The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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