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Comedy: Mo Got No Time To Play With You, Tyrhee. But With You AND Shira, Maybe… (Video)

Now, THAT’S what I’m talking about. No, not Tyrhee acting a goofy goof in this (hahaaa!) but Miss-Parker-Just-Don’t-KNOW aka Mo Cyndi. And uh, Miss, ‘Jabetta’ not talk that ish to me like that, woman! I ain’t no young’un. You’ll get taken up on the offer… and taken DOWN!! Hella fit, hella thick and can get all of it… all I got #KillMe #OrMakeMeSTRONGER

(And with that WALK though… Shira Monae is gonna get it, too!)

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Don’t Try These Gerald Huston ‘Pick Up Lines’ At Home. Try Them On Ladies While Shopping (Video)

Hey. I mean, dude is hilarious, but he got the WORDS for these womens out here!! Some of these lines might even work off camera. One of these guys watching right now might have to try ’em out for himself #Me #ImOneOfTheseGuys

Gerald Huston going around using his Pick Up lines to pick up random shoppers. This video is a compilation of Gerald Huston’s best pick up lines of 2019. We went through all the videos and handpicked everyone’s favorite clips to create this video! Gerald Huston is an upcoming YouTuber that does several different other pranks such as Spider Prank, Hug Prank, Celebrity Hug Prank, Beardy Prank, and Picking Up Girls!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sexy Eva Wants The ‘Beats By Clay’… But What She Gets Is… (Video)

Daaaayum Eva! Like THAT?? With wifey-who-will-beat-a-b!tch-azz-fast Tanj right there though?? And you lead with ‘comedian/producer/writer’ on the Instagram page? FINE AF as you are?? Yes, you are hella funny in this (and the accent is THICK and SEXY and FUNNY)… but them CAKES though #TrynaGetMeAPieceToo

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Comedy: While G. Wayne & Redd Are Playing, Kewon & Destiny End Up Winning (Video)

Okay ReddStylez AND Destiny Hayes are BOTH sexy AF! I know both of them do waaaay more than study in school. But that BUTT on Redd though… gaaaaaat DAMN!

For the record: I knew it was gonna turn out just like this! Watch.

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The Bella Twins Take Over Both Tubs… Leaving Kevin Out In The Cold (Video)

Kev! C’mon son. If Nikki wants to share some space in the tub with you… you jump right in there and enjoy a cool Bella ice bath with the babe! Unless, you are worried about ‘shrinkage’ (it being ‘Cold As Balls’ and all).

Two tubs are better than one. Kevin’s in for a surprise when The Bella Twins take over the cold tubs to talk about their historic wrestling careers, and the crazy path that started with Hooters – and ended with them fighting Ronda Rousey in a WWE main event.
– LOL Network

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Comedy: Jenny Loves Her Male Friend. But Not Like That… Unless He Gets A Girlfriend (Video)

Pretty funny. It bees like that sometimes.

And so much good Eye Candy it ain’t even funny. It bees like that ALL THE TIME in these vids!

Ans speaking of ‘bees’… Serious Honey in this clip… Ayona AND Jenny AND introducing Maricris Lapaix. Damn, damn, DAMN! All three so fine AF. Whew!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Honey, The Homies Are Staring At Your Cakes. Go Change! (Video)

Okay, Tiffany Laryn is caked up AND out… but https://www.instagram.com/kinigra/ leg game on this one won it for! Thick and sexy, wrapped in the floral leggings, sauntering in the stilettos… Daaaayummm!

Sidebar: If dude is gonna CashApp the money to his barber, why didn’t he just pull his phone out and handle that before he walked out?

Sidebar to the sidebar: They shot this in ATLANTA? Whyyyyy didn’t someone tell me???

Sidebar from the salad bar: ElHadj has some weird pizza orders, right? I mean, I could kinda see lettuce on the slice. But carrots though?

MORE TIFFANY LARYN ON INSTAGRAM
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– @ojones1

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The SquADD Debates About Which Is The ‘Best Sex Position’ (Video)

No music… just the sound of belly slaps!

Hahaaa! Put it down then, Kev!

And look: Precious (with her sexy azz) is BACK… with a vengeance! I mean, the whole SquADD is hilarious, especially in this episode. But Precious goes IN… with rants AND jokes when she it talking (plus, she got BODY for DAYS)!

Great Taste is BACK!!! Watch the final 10 episodes of Great Taste as the SquADD debates the best sex position. What position are you “rocking” with? #GreatTaste
– All Def

And yeah, I see her (my crush). Shout to Meg with her cute self… but she is on that A-word ‘ish for this one. And… um… that’s going to be a NO from me (esp. if I am with Meg or Precious, because gotta get some of that)! Besides, abstinence is a position ON sex; not a sex position. So, Meg is disqualified from this debate!

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Comedy: Crank Lucas – “If DaBaby Was A Gospel Rapper” (Video)

Hell naw. We suffocating tracks over here!

CrankBaby in the building (LOL)… and the building is the church. But first, drop that beat and turn that mic on. Let’s get some of that hella hardcore gospel going on. Going in in the Lucas booth!

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Comedy: How Many Is Too Many ‘Partners’ For Your Ex To Handle? (Video)

Bwaaaahahaaa! He called Ayona ‘Throatiana’ y’all (gotta watch the blooper reel at the end for that). Whatev, dude. Ayona is what we in the [Honey Hunting] industry call FINE AF!! So none of that judginess really matters. Hell, she is the REASON this clip made the Nooner post.

(Okay, it was hella funny, too. No hate.)

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– @ojones1

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Tiffany Haddish Goes From Speaking On Foolery To Her Faith And Back (Video)

Tiffany Haddish showed up smack azz, name names, with NO SHAME! C Tha God makes a good point though: Now that Tiff is flossing and bossing up in her career… she better be careful in her dating and mating… She can get ME TOO’d #DudesTrynaGetsPAID

Tiffany Haddish’s lays out the criteria she needs in a man while sharing an intimate look on her Jewish religion and maintaining personal relationships.
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Comedy: Tye And Ki And Tanjareen, CT? How Dare You?! (Video)

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Okay, Clayton. Now you’re just plain ole cheating! And I’m not talking about stepping out on your wife Tanj… with the re-THICK-ulous Tye… then sliding your digits to Ki… Nah, son (although that is some impressive triple-trunk-dunking you’re executing out in these skreets)!

I mean you are LOADING the video with ALL them baddies with the fatties like that! I mean, how are we gonna laugh while generating all this drool? I almost choked on my own saliva!

(Should I say ‘pause’ to that? PAUSE… Just in case.)

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Crank Lucas – “If DaBaby Made Christmas Music” (Video)

Hilarious! And, to tell the truth, kind of dope. It’s like a lot of what Crank Lucas does. Makes sense since he wants you to spend dollars on his beats #ChristmasCrank #CrankLucasInTheBuilding

@ojones1

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Comedy: Aaron Tries To Remain Faithful To Jenny, But ‘Temptation, Thy Name Be Persephanii!’ (Video)

Hey HEY! AARON! That’s MY Asian Soulmate, maaaaan! Hey Jenny… Oh oh, wait!! Persephanii is her roomii??? Oowee!! Okay, you SEE all that THICK-A-LICIOUS BODY! Jenny, you got [most of] my heart, but Persephanii got me HOT!!!

And Aaron Grady is STOOPIT! Exactly what I would have been as ALL the blood left my brain and went straight to my… beating heart. Hang in there, buddy. Bwahaaaa!

(But. Do. Not. Get. It. Twisted… Jenny has SOOOO much BODY, too!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Talking All That Jazz. Man, Forget Running Riffs. Run Kali That Meat (Video)

Mm mm mm. Musicians get play ALL THE TIME. Must be what they are playing. But see, Kali ain’t playing with this dude.

Dude, she finds you saxy sexy. You WON the prize already. So TAKE the PRIZE! Get on with playing Kali a ‘special tune’ with your WOODwind, will ya??! She is trying to skin your flute!

MORE KALI SCOTT ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Maybe The Ladies Will Give Kali Some Love… And ‘The Meat’ (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Even females won’t run it?

Poor Kali. Why don’t these lames get it? They must be super-vegan or something. That would be okay, because Kali Scott is all about the ‘meat-free’ option, too, when she can get it! Now, if only she could get ANYONE to give it to her.

(Oh word? She is single for real? In real life? Shiiid… what up then Kali? I got money, but not ‘get flewd out from Cali’ money. But can we negotiate? I got meat for YOU!)

MORE KALI SCOTT ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: So Frustrating! Another Day, Another Guy That Doesn’t Get What Kali Is Trying To “Get” (Video)

What a girl wants, what a girl NEEDS…especially if that ‘girl’ is Kali… is for a dude she meets and likes TO RUN THAT MEAT immediately, if not sooner! Why don’t these dudes get this? And WHY don’t Kali and I live closer together. Because yooooo!

MORE KALI SCOTT ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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The SquADD Argues About Who Is ‘The Most Influential Artist Of The Decade’ (Video)

Okay. Rihanna and Bey are a good look for this ‘list’ for the debate… but Meg Scoop is soooo good looking. Periodt! Glad she is still with the SquADD. Had to say that. This whole argument is hilarious AND worthwhile. They make points AND punchlines.

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Crank Lucas – “Sick Of Rappers Lying” (Stop Wellin Moe) [Video]

Haha! Crank Lucas in the building with this one. The Rapducer shut down the session because he is REALLY sick and tired of the bullsh!t.

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Eddie Murphy Tells A Real Prince Story And Talks About Almost Becoming One Of The “Ghostbusters” (Video)

SNL alumni unite. Rather, reunite… for this interview clip. An interview, if you lean in and listen closely, that will spill the tea about that time a White man actually said the N-word to Eddie… right to his face… with FORCE!

Eddie Murphy shares some stories about Prince before separating facts from fiction in some rumors about Ghostbusters, Marlon Brando and more.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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