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Comedy: Shuler King Asks, “Why Is This Dude Watching Porn In Class?!!!” (Video)

Baaaahahaaaa! Porno Paul’s (LOLOL) got mad forearm strength from that wrist work… watching porn exercise vids on his laptop… in class!! And you know Shuler is gonna clown him now that the vid is viral.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Do The Right Thing And Be A Good ‘Wing Man’ (Video)

FINALLY! An instance where ‘taking one for the team’ works out for everyone one! Shiiiiid, do you see the ri-THICK-ulous Kali Scott in this clip (and have you seen her IG)??? Only thing keeping me from going for all the way with Option A (Hulk SMASH!) would be not having protection for the affection. Wowzerrrs!

Shout to Troy’s hilarious homie @g.WayneTV and his catch-of-a-lifetime Essence.

(Y’all are gonna get to KNOW uber-sexy Essence Cash in short order, too. Found some goooood stuff on her I will be sharing soon.)!

MORE KALI SCOTT ON INSTAGRAM
MORE ESSENCE CASH ON INSTAGRAM

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Comedy: The SquADD Debates On ‘The Best Midnight Snack’ (Video)

Spaghetti, cereal, pizza… hmm… pretty middle-of-the-road midnight snacks. But that idea for reheating pizza midway through this – warm a slice in the microwave for some seconds THEN toast the bottom in a skillet for some seconds – FIRE!! Sooooooo gonna try that. And so NOT waiting until midnight. Why wait until midnight for pizza awesomeness?

(But the joke shots at poor Patrick. They shut the whole shoot down cracking him on his choco-almond snack. And he was the DIRECTOR for this vid. Guess the SquADD doesn’t take direction. Hahahaaa!)

@ojones1

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Hasan Minhaj On ‘Drug Pricing’ (Video)

Hard work keeping the funny in this half-hour monologue on a very serious matter: Price gouging by Big Pharma at the expense of more than half the U.S. citizenry. But Hasan did it.

On the latest episode of Patriot Act, Hasan dissects one of America’s most pressing issues: the rising cost of prescription drugs. Hasan breaks down how America’s complicated healthcare industry has lead to these price hikes over the past few decades, and looks specifically at how increases in insulin prices have impacted the millions of Americans that need it to survive.
– Patriot Act

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Broke Up With My Girlfriend” (2019) [Video]

Should have figured all this out BEFORE February 14th, right? Sorry for ya, Crank.

Sad I had to break up with my girl, AFTER Valentines Day, but when it’s time to move on it’s time to move on!
Crank Lucas

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Crank Lucas – “How Uncle Junior Responds To A Diss” (2019) [Video]

Do. NOT. Come. For. Uncle Junior! ‘Old head’ barz will hit a young’n in the head and leave him laid out looking up seeing starz! Bwaaahahaaa! Check out the response to the shots taken at Unc on Crank Lucas’ earlier “Record Label Beef” post (here).

@ojones1

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Politics: Hasan Minhaj On Saudi Arabia Banning ‘Patriot Act’ & Chinese Censorship (Video)

Aw, look at that. Hasan Minhaj’s “Patriot Act” is growing up before our eyes… It got major enough to make Saudia Arabia ban the show.

On the first new episode of Patriot Act in 2019, Hasan addresses the government of Saudi Arabia’s legal demand to take down an episode of the show in that country and turns his focus to another country with restrictive censorship laws: China. But by using the Internet, Chinese activists are making their voices heard and a determined #MeToo movement may be creating lasting change.

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When RnB Singers Get Gangsta” (2019) [Video]

My knuckles like Pokemon cards. Swear to God you gone catch ’em all.

Bwaaaahahaaa! Betta watch out, Lucas. Seen a few rappers/singers get ‘gangsta’ over the small stuff. Let them know you are just joking if you are just joking…

Hopefully, don’t no singers get to beefin’ wit’ me these just jokes ain’t tryna square up wit’ nobody 😂😂😂
Crank Lucas

…Ah. There ya go. Now, everyone can breathe. And laugh.

@ojones1

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Kevin Hart & Floyd Mayweather Jr. Throw A Few Jabs At Each Other While They Chill In The Ice Tubs (Video)

Like him, hate to like him, or just plain ol’ hate him, Money Mayweather is an undisputed boxing champ and a legend in his own time. Kev has had stars sitting in the tub opposite his, but Floyd is on a whole other [fight] card. And he will let you know that.

Floyd Mayweather sinks into the ice tub and talks to Kevin Hart about his journey to becoming a boxing champ, the possibility of joining the UFC and his true feelings about former opponent, Conor McGregor.
– LOL Network

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Comedy: She Don’t Like Them Nice Dudes, So… (Video)

Hahaa! This guy lucked up and got this full-figured Honey figured out: Dog her, and you won’t have to chase the cat. She come purring back to you if you diss the hell out of her!

Bet my pockets and yours that she matches every bit of sexy AF with equal doses of crazy AF. But it might be worth it #ijs #wowzers

@ojones1

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Comedian Godfrey Speaks On Terry Crews’ Social Media Battles & Black Women Constantly Being Disrespected (Video)

Reiterating the point DL made, Vlad hipped Godfrey to how Terry’s threat [to slap D.L. over year-old commentary on his being harassed & inappropriately touched by another male] might be a move to deflect some of the heat he has been getting for defending Gina Rodriguez’s character in light of comments she made that offended many Black women.

Terry Crews offering to slap DL Hughley, Godfrey stopped by VladTV again, and this time around he shared his thoughts on Terry Crews addressing “toxic masculinity,” where he called out D.L. Hughley for telling DJ Vlad that God gave him muscles for a reason when he was assaulted. Godfrey admitted that Terry seemed a little hypocritical for saying he should slap D.L. amid the argument. During the conversation, Godfrey also reacted to Terry defending actress Gina Rodriguez when she was accused of making statements to belittle Black women, which he later apologized for.
DJ Vlad

‘Offering to slap D.L.…’ Kind of hilarious worded that way. Excuse me, but might you like to have the sh!t slapped out of you, Mr. Hughley? Haha!

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Comedy: Honey, I Blew The Rent Money On Strippers (Video)

Shout to @TroyInLA for knowing his audience enough to include some BOMB AZZ Eye Candy with the funny. @JetDope and @EBella_SoFly are both #SexyAF and #FunnyAF at the same damn time!

@ojones1

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‘Method’ Acting: How Does Method Man Prepare To Play An Angry Character? He Googles Himself (Video)

Middle name: Tyrone. Yes, in Stephen T. Colbert, the ‘T’ is for ‘Tyrone’ (wow). Light & lively interview from the Iron Lung of the Wu, and current host of the ‘Drop The Mic’ series… Cliff Method Man.

How does ‘Drop the Mic’ host Method Man turn off ‘rapper mode’ when he goes out for acting auditions? He doesn’t.
– The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Crank Lucas – “If 21 Savage Was Actually British” (2019) [Video]

So 21 Savage was born a Brit, mate? Who knew?

Well, I’m sure plenty of fans knew. I’m just saying, back in the day Slick Rick rapped with a British-type accent to clue us in sort of. Nothing from Savage on that front… until now. Good luck to the young brother with his current immigration travails. No need to keep this Crank Lucas gem about it on ice though. Let this hilarity breathe, bloke!

@ojones1

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Gabrielle Union & Jessica Alba Are “L.A.’s Finest” (Series Trailer)

Interesting that this will be on Charter, a cable platform. Word on the Interwebs is that the pilot for this “Bad Boys” spinoff-for-TV series was passed on by NBC (which is owned by Comcast, a huge Charter competitor) first. Let’s see if ‘little bank’ can take from ‘big bank’ on this occasion.

Looks like a dope trailer, setting up ‘Syd’ (Gabrielle Union reprising her role as Martin Lawrence’s character’s sister from “Bad Boys II”) as the centerpiece for some good storytelling on the small screen.

From the universe of the Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay “Bad Boys” franchise, “L.A.’s Finest” follows Syd Burnett (Gabrielle Union), last seen in Miami taking down a drug cartel, who has seemingly left her complicated past behind to become an LAPD detective. Paired with a new partner, Nancy McKenna (Jessica Alba), a working mom with an equally complex history, Syd is forced to confront how her unapologetic lifestyle may be masking a greater personal secret. Taking on the most dangerous criminals in Los Angeles while skirting the rules, and speed limits, Syd and Nancy become a force to be reckoned with – on the streets, and in each other’s lives.

The first three installments in the 13-episode series will be exclusively available to Spectrum video subscribers free On Demand (and without ads) on May 13, after which new episodes will release every Monday until the finale.

Debuting in 2019, Spectrum Originals is a premier destination for premium original series available exclusively to Spectrum video subscribers on-demand and ad-free. This free service will launch with the Sony and Bruckheimer-produced drama “L.A.’s Finest,” starring Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba. An initiative of Charter Communications, Spectrum Originals is the latest expansion of Charter’s market-leading video offerings, which include regional sports networks and its award-winning Spectrum News services. More information on Spectrum Originals can be found at www.spectrumoriginals.com/lasfinest.

– Spectrum Originals

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Kevin Hart & Baker Mayfield Talk Off-Field In A ‘Cold As Balls’ Ice Bath (Video)

‘BM’… ‘Bowel Movement’… ’cause you the sh!t…

Okay, Kevin. Leave the nickname game to someone else. Baker will not be going with ‘BM’ for now (or ever). Watch him tell his story, and get to take a ‘BM’ on Texas Tech for blocking his transfer in the college days. Haha!

Football star Baker Mayfield steps into the #ColdAsBalls tub! He tells Kevin Hart about his rise to football superstardom, winning the Heisman trophy and getting drafted by the Cleveland Browns.
– LOL Network

(BWAAAAHAHAAA! Kev said a lot of them Cleveland Browns fans look ‘defeated in the face.’)

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Three Generations Of “Shaft” Are About To Hit The Streets? You Damn Right (Trailer)

Oh man hell yeah! This is gonna be dope. Different angle going heavy on the ‘non-cool’ “Shaft” descendant ‘JJ’ (John Shaft, Jr.) in this chapter. Looks like they kept the Black super-cool street justice vibe and amped the comedy. And kept the sexy… Wow! The sistas in this one (Regina Hall, too… nice look, even as a bitter babymama, ha!). Check out the trailer.

JJ, aka John Shaft Jr. (Jessie T. Usher), may be a cybersecurity expert with a degree from MIT, but to uncover the truth behind his best friend’s untimely death, he needs an education only his dad can provide. Absent throughout JJ’s youth, the legendary locked-and-loaded John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson) agrees to help his progeny navigate Harlem’s heroin-infested underbelly. And while JJ’s own FBI analyst’s badge may clash with his dad’s trademark leather duster, there’s no denying family. Besides, Shaft’s got an agenda of his own, and a score to settle that’s professional and personal.
– Warner Bros. Pictures

And you see ‘Double R’ (Richard Roundtree) is still right in there with the sh!ts, too!

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Comedy: Cynthia Luciette’s MLK Day Was Spent Serving… Businesses Who Had The Nerve To Be Open On The Holiday (Video)

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Any business that dared to be open on MLK Day… Civil Rights Cynt was pullin’ up on ya! And not in that way you want!!

(I mean it’s funny, but if she goes full wrath of Black woman on them… Well, she’ll still be sexy. But there will be TROUBLE!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Y’all Better Stop Playing With ‘Soulja Boy’ On SNL! You Know Trump And Obama Stole Their Styles From Him (Video)

Trrruuummmp!? The one that got bodied by the popular vote??

Bwaaahahaaa! ‘Soulja Boy’ is Tellin’ ‘Em on SNL, ain’t he? Got Che-Che chuckling throughout the Weekend Update.

(Did not post the actual radio interview that Saturday Night Live is poking fun at in this sketch on here. You can Google that on your own if you like.)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sean Evans & Tiffany Haddish On ‘Hot Ones’… LEGO! (Video)

Baaahahahaaa! They made Sean Evans a LEGO! Hot Ones did a LEGO wing episode!!

Have you ever wondered what Sean Evans would look like as a LEGO character? Well, wonder no longer. In this special animated short, Sean goes head-to-head with the shape-shifting Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi—voiced by Tiffany Haddish—for one of his craziest interviews yet.
– First We Feast

And Tiffany Haddish as a LEGO… still hilarious… still HOT!

@ojones1

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