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Comedy: When ‘Cosby’ Is Your Cellmate (Video)

Hey, you don’t come in this cell with all the filth and foul. Understand that, and share your Jello with your new cellmate, newbie. This is actually hilarious if you can set aside the real-life challenges of Bill Cosby’s incarceration.

(For the record, that fight is not over… because APPEALS process… just saying.)

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Steve Harvey’s Response To An Audience With A Stuttering Problem Is Literally Therapeutic (Video)

Respek on Steve Harvey’s name for this. All this. The sista is beautiful. It was just that her situation was ugly. But it looks like that is about to look up for her.

When an audience member asks about dating with a stutter, Steve opens up about his own personal struggle. This may be the most powerful moment yet.
Steve Harvey TV

I sooo wanted to start this post with just how fine the sista in this is… But I wanted her to be taken seriously (just as she desires, per the clip). Of course, I did slide her into the Noon spot (because she is definitely some Eye Candy).

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Trevor Noah Speaks On GOP Voter Suppression & The Mid-Term Elections In Georgia (Video)

Yeah, Trevor. Good point: Funny how EVERY time we catch ‘them’ in a move to pass a law to restrict voting, it ALWAYS affects people of color DISPROPORTIONATELY! And by ‘funny’ I don’t mean… well, I am NOT laughing.

Brian Kemp, the Republican candidate for governor of Georgia, has made efforts to hold up 53,000 voter registrations, 70% of which belong to Black voters, all while maintaining his job as Georgia Secretary of State, a role in which he oversees the very election he’s running in. This is some Africa-level s**t.
– The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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Speech: Dave Chappelle Accepts Harvard’s WEB DuBois Honor (Video)

That’s what makes us Chappelles great… WE KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!

Not before at least ONE more standup special though. He said so above.

In general, more Dave Cha-P please. Indeed! Check out the full stream of his acceptance speech for an award from Harvard. GREAT speech! Great introduction, too.

And just LOOK at the folks Dave is on stage with. WOW! Some awesome company.

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Comedy: Two Girlfriends. Too Much Of A Good Thing? (Video)

I mean. But what a wonderful problem to have though. Cornell aka Nellyvidz has to find a way to get TWO of the sweetest (and horniest, wowzers!) Honeyz on the ‘Net share him. Oh, woe is he. Ha!

Featuring GG Townson & Paigion.

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Politics: Dave Chappelle Speaks On Kanye West And President Trump (Video)

I’m not mad at Kanye. That’s my brother. I love him… I don’t have to agree with everything he says…
Dave Chappelle

The REALEST talk while still keeping some of the funny in there. We’ve come to expect that from Dave Chappelle. Gotta imagine he has some empathy for an artist who the world has called ‘crazy’ (since he has been there himself).

Comedian Dave Chappelle and Maryland democratic gubernatorial candidate Ben Jealous discuss the political divide in the US since President Trump was elected president with CNN’s Van Jones.
– CNN

Great interview clip! Very thoughtful conversation.

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Comedy: ‘Kanye West’ Has Some Words… The Best Words… For ‘President Trump’ (Video)

Bwaaaaahahaaaa! Got eeem!

Kanye had to know that that public, very public, White House sit-down with President Trump was going to land him smack dab in the middle of a bunch of memes, spoofs, and other forms of Tom Foolery at his expense. And SNL got it IN on him!

Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) meets with Kanye West (Chris Redd) and Jim Brown (Kenan Thompson) in the Oval Office.
– Saturday Night Live

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Throwback/Comedy: Redd Foxx (1978 Standup Performance) [Video]

You’ve probably seen Redd Foxx be hilarious on ‘Sanford & Son’ on TV, or on ‘Harlem Nights’ with an ensemble cast of Black Hollywood through the late 1980s. But have you had the pleasure of seeing the late great comic do a standup? If not, cross it off your bucket list.

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Comedy: Tom Hanks Plays ‘Black Jeopardy’ Hoping To “Make Doug Money And Win” (Video)

Juuuust in case you thought Black Jeopardy was only for guest contestants like T’Challa… Here’s DOUG!

Contestants Keeley (Sasheer Zamata), Shanice (Leslie Jones) and Doug (Tom Hanks) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson).
– Saturday Night Live

(Wow. Just realizing this is a throwback to BEFORE Chadwick Boseman’s guest sketch. Both hilarious! This one is well worth the watching and the ‘late pass.’)

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Comedian Jerrod Carmichael Speaks On ‘Black Excellence’ On TV & Social Media (Video)

The Carmichael Show was canceled? Wasn’t it just getting started? Well, count on Jerrod speaking on that plus some.

Jerrod Carmichael Talks ‘Rel’, Ending The Carmichael Show, Stand Up, Social Media + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Chrissy Teigen Vs. The World’s Hottest Hot Wings (Video)

Started the Hot Wing challenge like an O.G., but how will lovely Chrissy be at the end?

Chrissy Teigen kicks off Hot Ones Season 7 in dramatic fashion, taking one of the most unorthodox approaches we’ve seen yet to the wings of death. As she licks her way through the all-new hot-sauce lineup, the cookbook author, model, and entrepreneur discusses her most memorable Twitter wars, recommends the turkey leg at Medieval Times, and breaks down a no-fail recipe for Thai ribs. Watch the epic meltdown, and check out Chrissy’s new book, Cravings: Hungry for More.
– First We Feast

Wow. I just went back through the clip and found the HOTTEST ‘Hot Ones’ moment ever… at the 8:25 mark, when Chrissy asks Sean… “Can I suck on it?”

From that point on, the ‘challenge’ is very different… for me (whew)!

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Comedy: Shuler King Rants On Friends Letting Their Blindfolded Buddy ‘Taste The Rainbow’ (Video)

BWAAAAAHAHAAA!

Shuler is a FOOL! Can’t say that enough. But he has a good point… sorta. They ain’t gotta die, but they gotta get the hell on. I mean, if you already doing that then by all means have another sweet treat for your mouth. But otherwise, nah son, we ain’t friends.

(Of course, that ‘blindfold’ ish… that would not be for me anyway. I’m gonna let y’all young freaks have that biz.)

#DeadFunnyAF

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Comedy: The ‘Kavanaugh Hearing’ Live From New York Last ‘Saturday Night’ (Video)

“I’m a keg-is-half-full kind of guy.”

What to post next? Waitholdup!! SNL opened with a Kavanaugh spoof sketch??? No question, it goes up NOW! They go in. Bwaaahaha!

(Wait until you see, if you haven’t seen, who plays Judge Brett Kavanaugh. HILARIOUS!)

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Trevor Talks French And French Fries With A Couple In The Audience (Video)

I’ve known, but never really thought through, how ‘borrowed’ American English is as a language. Trevor broke down a few French phrases we’ve co-opted as part of everyday speech in the states.

Trevor muses on French words, fries and rap with a French couple in the audience.
– Between the Scenes

(Real French. Not cuss words. Haha!)

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Lip Sync Charades: Jimmy Fallon x Reese Witherspoon Vs. Lenny Kravitz x Zoë Kravitz (Video)

Another sighting of uber-cute slimmie Zoë Kravitz is on Jimmy Fallon’s show with her dad. Let the game begin! Somehow, I feel like we all win with this clip. Hello, Zoë *wink*

(And shout out to the hometown, since the Kravitz team crushed on their turn guessing “Brick House” by Tuskegee’s own The Commodores!)

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Trevor Noah Explains: 9-1-1 Is Very Different In South Africa (Video)

Trevor has his audience tripping and chuckling about just how different South African 9-1-1 operators operate in an “emergency.” Everything ain’t an emergency, lady. Go talk to those Black people barbecuing, ask what they are doing, THEN we will talk about sending someone.

(Funny, but it makes sense!)

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Comedy: Isaiah Thomas And Kevin Hart Show They Have The ‘Balls’ To Get In The Ice Tub And Talk About The Big Men’s Game (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Kev started off with the ’94 Pistons Captain Isaiah, friend to Magic Johnson… This is young I.T. not that ‘Bad Boy’ (plus he was only 5 years old back in 1994). Silly. And it only gets sillier from there.

Kevin Hart and Isaiah Thomas bond on being the short guys. Isaiah Thomas talks about his longest day ever- being the last pick in the NBA draft, losing his tooth and his top 5 Point Guards in the NBA.

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Robert Irwin & Jimmy Fallon Have Fun With Exotic Animals. Not Kevin Hart’s Idea Of Fun (Video)

Couple of takeaways: Robert Irwin calling something little, cute, and fluffy means RUN AWAY! For me, and Kevin Hart, at least.

Kevin Hart struggles to keep his fear in check as Robert Irwin, 14-year-old son of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, brings out some interesting animals to show him and Jimmy, including some kingsnakes, a tarantula and a falcon.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Comedy: Which Does 50 Cent Like More, The Cast Of ’50 Central’ Or The Cast Of ‘Power’? (Video)

Is this really a question? The answer is so obvious… Naturi Naughton! ‘Tasha’ is DEFINITELY the winner… of everything (wow)!

The cast of “Power” asks 50 Cent if they’re better than the cast of “50 Central.”
– BETNetworks

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What Happens When A Fan Finally Catches Up To ‘Ghost’ (Video)

Hahaaa! He went from Omari to “Ghost” real quick! The fan quickly got ‘learnt a lesson’… It might not be ‘just a show’ but it is definitely not a game! #ChokedHimOut #WithPOWER

(Watch right to the end! They got to an understanding real quick. Dude pushed Omari’s button, and Omari pushed his. HILARIOUS!)

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