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Comedy: ADD 2017 Freshman Class Cypher (Video)

It’s your own fault XXL… Now, All Def Digital had to put out its own Freshman Class Cypher. Late pass on this one. Don’t know how this got by me. Awesome fun!

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Comedy: Tiffany Haddish Gives ‘Brad Pitt’ All The Ghetto He Can Handle On Their ‘First Date’ (Video)

Hahaa! Yooooo, Tiffany Haddish came right out and right after Black Thought for his smooth #BeardGame because it was shimmery (that’s past shining y’all). Even though she is not rocking the ‘white $4000 dress’ she always talks up, this peach outfit is VERY complementary for that body in this clip (sexy… DAMN)!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Let The SquADD Help You Pick ‘The Best Lotion’ (Video)

Back in my S-Curl days…

BAAAAHAHAAAAA! Somehow I knew there would be epic jokes when Black folks got together to talk about lotion. And the SquADD does NOT disappoint.

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite lotion.
– All Def Digital

Oh yeah. They do talk about skincare and lotion. A little bit.

@ojones1

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Comedy: And ‘The Best Soda’ On The Planet Is… (Video)

Could have been reworked and called ‘The Grape Soda Debate’ (hey…don’t front on grape soda). But maybe we’ll just watch the crew work through to a decision on the ‘Best Soda’ (and work out their jokes on each other)!

The SquADD discusses their all-time favorite Soda. Which soda is the best? Comment below!
– All Def Digital

Gotta say it again. @MegScoop is hella cute! And yeah, maybe that is a ‘thirsty’ thing to say; but we are talking about soft drinks so it’s cool #ThirstQuenched

@ojones1

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Seth Rogen & Jimmy Kimmel Talk About Comedy, Cannibis, And A Good Cause (Video)

So, Seth lit up and started smoking that good kettle, and THE Steven Spielberg shows up. Knowing Spielberg is not a fan of the funky weed, do you think he put it out? Shiiiiiid! Dude kept that fire burning. Several weed tales in this short clip and some real talk about his comedy charity special to raise awareness for Alzheimer’s (coming soon to Netflix).

@ojones1

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Corey Holcomb On Curving Chloe Kardashian, Hollering At Girls For Free Burgers And Beef (Video)

Corey got jokes, but he know: “Don’t play with them people in the streets.” Some of ‘them’ got hands, and they cold with a switchblade. Now, you know Corey is mad hilarious but he will address beef… and more!

Corey Holcomb Addresses Comedy Beefs, Monogamy + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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The Rock Speaks On His Rivary With John Ceno (Video)

WHAT? Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson still got beef with his friend from the ring, John Cena? Yeah. Watch and get an idea of how RAW The Rock would ‘just bring it’ to Cena!

Dwayne talks about his WWE rivalry with John Cena, reveals what their relationship is like now and has a very important message for John.
Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ohhhh sh!t… John Cena has a response. Hit the jump for that!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Bill Burr Says Yelling At Other People’s Kids Could Make America Great Again (Video)

I want people at home to know just how sh!tty things are around here.

Bwwwhahaaa! Conan & Team Coco is already hilarious off top. Add crazy azz Bill Burr in the mix and it’s a wrap. Insanely funny. Like… got us laughing at ‘yelling at unsuspecting kids’ funny.

Bill Burr thinks he’s lucky to have a little girl because boys are maniacs who throw rocks at cars.
– Team Coco

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Trevor Speaks On A South African Getting Jailed for Being Racist (Video)

Spoiler alert: She’s White.

File this under “she didn’t know when to shet tf up” (yes, I meant ‘shet’… not ‘shut’). Admittedly, it would be a bit extreme to lock up an American citizen for a tirade, even one laced with words of hate. But Trevor has a point about it not being hard to not get locked up in this case: “Just don’t be racist.”

@ojones1

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Comedy: Dr. Evil Gets Fired from Trump’s Cabinet (Video)

Dr. Evil from the ‘Austin Powers’ movies!!! Score for Jimmy Fallon. Sketching out a hilarious clip with Mike Myers’ character clowning the Trump Administration’s lack of character… and throwing his ‘hat’ in the ring for a Presidential run in 2020… score AND a win for us all! Hilarious!

Jimmy interviews the latest person to be fired from the Trump administration, Dr. Evil (Mike Myers).
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Comedy: Chadwick Boseman For The Win On ‘Black Jeopardy’ (Saturday Night Live) [Video]

The blackest ‘Black Jeopardy’ features … all the way from Wakanda … King T’Challa! Bwaaaahaaa! Chadwick Boseman kills in this sketch on SNL.

Shanice (Leslie Jones), Rashad (Chris Redd) and T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson).
– Saturday Night Live

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Tiffany Haddish & Kevin Hart Star In “Night School” (Trailer)

When we tell you that the timing of our posts sometimes floors even us… but then again, it’s a good bet that they had this worked out for the online trends… Anyway, Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish were just online clowning together days ago (we posted here)… and now… movie trailer like BOOM!

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Kevin Hart & Terry Crews Hit The Gym, Joke, And Hydrate (Video)

Definition of silly ought to have these two as examples AND illustrations… both of ’em. Ha!

When Terry and Kevin hit the gym, everyone’s getting ripped and hydrated!

@ojones1

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Conan Plays ‘Horse’ With Magic Johnson (Video)

Soooo, Conan would be a ‘problem’ in the NBA! Magic said so… you heard it… sort of… Bwaaaahahaa!

Conan O’Brien and NBA legend Magic Johnson work up an appetite playing a very competitive game of Horse.
– Team Coco

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A Delightful Day For Ultrasounds And Roller Fitness With Tiffany Haddish & Kevin Hart (Video)

The hits keep coming with this Kevin Hart original series. And Tiff is ackin a DAMN fool, like she is known to do! What’s crazy is part of me believes that Kevin is real with his ‘angst’ at Tiffany’s antics. A sonogram for a man though? Nah man.

Two-for-one ultrasound coupons followed by working out at the roller rink—pretty average day for Kevin and Tiffany.
– LOL Network

Something about the outfit though. I’m kinda fettishing over here. Haddish goes up even higher on the can-get-it list for this. Yup. Tiff can get it, right at the rink, in that blue & pink!
#JustPlaying #UnlessSheAint

But Kev was right up on that table in the next shot. Hahaaa!

@ojones1

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Tiffany Haddish Gives Dating Advice For Men (Video)

Laughing but taking hella notes! Lean in men… Tiffany wants us to win… with a lady like her at least #TiffTips

Star of ‘Girls Trip’ Tiffany Haddish shares insider info on a woman’s body language and how to spray cologne on your, um, manhood.
– GQ

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Key & Peele Eat The Hottest Wings (Video)

Keegan said, “Sean, you go to HELL!” Baaaaaahahaaaaa!!! But eating these hot and hotter wings took Key and Jordan to hell for real. Hilarious!

Key & Peele lose their minds eating spicy wings.
– Hot Ones

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Johnny Knoxville Stars & Gets Scarred In “Action Point” (Trailer)

Baaahahaaaaaaa! The pull up [attempt] at the end though!!

Can’t believe they are still putting out #Jackass type movies… But this one is over the over-the-top with the slapstick schtick. The line of the “Action Point” movie MUST be the line of this teaser: “What this place needs is an excitement enema!”

But does it though? Does it?

It doesn’t matter either way, because come June 1st, America may as well get ready for the ‘procedure’…

#ExcitementEnema #RightInTheActionPoint

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Comedy: 10 Tips To Survive And Stay ‘Live At The Barbeque’ (Video)

Spring’s here. Getting warmer in some spots. ‘Bout to be some fire azz barbecues in the hottest of those spots. Stay focused once you get that invite (or decide to crash – haha)! Know the rules and FOLLOW them.

#ItsLikeThatYall #AndThatsAll #SomebodyGoneGetIt

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Comedy: ‘What The Fit’ Outtakes Featuring Kevin Hart And James Corden (Video)

Hahaaa! Funny outtakes, kicked off by Kevin and James going in on a ‘place’ they NEVER want to ‘go’ in.

Soak up some more rays at Muscle Beach with these What The Fit deleted scenes, featuring the gurus of gains themselves, Kevin Hart & James Corden.
– LOL Network

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