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Comedy: Bigg Jah Has Got To Get That BDR Off His Record? (Video)

What if you got the look, got the swag, got the mouthpiece… and ultimately GET the girl… BUT, when she let’s you smash… she judges your up-down game to be straight up TRASH!!

Can you talk your way back in for the run-back, the one-MORE-time, for your pride and reputation? Are you that strong with it? And if so, can you ‘redeem your stroke’ once that BDR (Bad D!ck Report) is out there on you?

It’s on you, Bigg Jah. But be careful, because Tiffany is CAKED and the YAMS are to die for… they will take you OUT quick!

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Comedy: Jasamine Banks Needs A ‘Midnight Snack’ But The Kitchen Is Closed (Video)

‘No Nut November’ huh? With Jasamine Banks in my bed, hotter than a lit firecracker?? Shiiiid! Any dude that don’t even try to ‘stir her macaroni’ is the real ‘nut’ #ThatsCraaazy

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T.K. Kirkland Speaks On Being A Player (Video)

Now THIS is some PIMPIN’ from a REAL player. And no, I am not overdoing it with the caps and emphasis. Just watch and listen as T.K. puts the game out there for FREE. Some real talk. Learn something from this interview young’uns.

Comedian T.K. Kirkland has several upcoming shows and a new special out now. He stopped by Sway In The Morning to talk about that and more.
– SWAY’S UNIVERSE

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Comedy: Walter Is Over His Girl’s Over-The-Top Dancing Lessons (Video)

THRUST!

Baahaahaaaa! Walter was like… Damn that boom ‘ish. Looking like you wanna zoom-a-zoom in his bae Jamie’s poom-poom with the sexy dance instruction. Boom, huh? Nah, breh. BOUNCE!

MORE JAMIE RILEY ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Colton Dunn Tells The Story Of “Rapper’s Delight”… Drunk (Video)

Not just Drunk History. Drunk Hip-Hop History! I already like the show, but this episode… all the more awesome!

In the early days of hip-hop, Sylvia Robinson assembled the Sugarhill Gang to record the world-changing song “Rapper’s Delight.”
– Comedy Central

Big Bank Hank aka ‘The Rapping Pizza Guy.’ Haaaa!

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Comedy: Speed Dating Is Out Of Control (Video)

Too much ‘speed’ (like some of them are ‘on something’) and maybe too many ‘dates’…

Ha! Watch this (above). Crazy, right? Funny thing is (well, the whole clip is funny like HILARIOUS)… this is how I already imagine ‘speed dating’ is anyway. Not really into the concept, BUT if the women are THIS fine… I might have to fall through for at least a couple of ‘dates’ (maybe catch myself a Corbin or even a Tyeasha)!

MORE DORIS MORGADO ON INSTAGRAM
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MORE CORBIN HUNTER ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: At The Office, Clayton Cannot Even ‘Touch’ His Wife Like That

That dude started singing some made up gospel AND reclaiming his virginity. Bwaaahahaa! Human Resources must be ON them about harassment policy… so much so that the ladies WANT to be ‘touched’ at work.

MORE KRISTEN HURT ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
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MORE MEREDITH BULL ON INSTAGRAM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Good Things Come In Small Packages… Too Small To Drive Though (Video)

We are NOT doing ‘Asian driver’ jokes now. We have more than enough SHORT jokes for Jenny to get janked with. Hahaaa! But first, business… how sexy is Jenny Babas for real though? So sexy that you would risk your life and limbs (quite literally) letting her ‘fun sized’ self drive your truck with the extended size cab?? Probably…

So yeah, she is THAT sexy!

Upside: She gets the excitement of driving, while you get the ‘excitement’ of having her excited azz sitting on your lap (as a booster pillow) the whole time. Whole time… Jenny would have to learn to drive a stick if it were my vehicle.

Too far? Yes, no? Don’t really care. I am NOT taking it back. Yeezus WEST she is gorgeous!

MORE JENNY BABAS ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Food: Martin Lawrence Chefs Up Some Of His ‘Famous Salmon’ (Video)

If you want a gut like this… That’s a meal!

What is it with comedians cooking nowadays? We posted ‘Pops’ Witherspoon (RIP) on here cooking up some Gumbo… Now, we get something delicious from Marty Mar!

And we know it’s delicious because his ‘taste tester’ tells us so (wink). Enjoy your meal, family and friends… today and every day #GiveThanks

@ojones1

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Comedy: ‘No Activity’ Returns To CBS All Access (Series Trailer)

Been meaning to catch up on shows I have not made time for. But I did not even know about ‘No Activity’ though. Looks hilarious! Might have even more to binge… besides turkey sandwiches and dessert later #GiveThanks

@ojones1

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Comedy: Peter Rosenberg – “Turkey In The Grave” (Video)

Okay. Rosenberg got some bars in there. Admit it… or not… Go put on your Drakesgiving music then.

(Oh wait, Drake didn’t make one. Baaahahaa! Happy Turkey Day, hater. The rest of us will be ‘jamming’ to this while waiting on the food to hit the table.)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Erealist NEEDS Prayer. But He WANTS Something Else From This ‘Prayer Warrior’ (Video)

Bwaaaahahaaaa! Been TOO long since I have seen Erealist really do the most in videos. But don’t worry, he acts a damned FOOL in this one to make up for it. Ole girl came to share the good news with E, but the JackBoi was trying to get himself a blessing!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Jarvis Lays His “Marvelous” Hands On His Girl’s Blind Sister… What A Blessing! (Video)

Feed the cat. O…M…Geeeeez, I wanna feed the cat!

Actually BOTH cats, because Jarvis’ girl is fine and that THICKY THICK, too!! But I could not find her on IG. So, I guess we only get to ogle one Instagram superstar today, eh? Introducing THE Summerann!

(Blind my her azz! Summerann ‘sees’ what she is doing to me Jarvis. About to get that man murdered… by the girl who sent him there in the first place!)

MORE MS. SUMMERANN ON INSTAGRAM

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Comedy: This ‘Trash Rapper’ Is Nowhere Near Being ‘The GOAT’ Or ‘The Ghost’ But… (Video)

This video is anything BUT trash. Speaking of ‘butt’… have you seen all the body Kinigra is bringing?? Yeezus WEST! Now, this hilarious vid is not trash. Neither is Crank Lucas’ music. But Walter’s “bars”… He needs some advice on LIFE for those (hahaaa)!

When Crank Lucas engineers for a trash rapper, the ICU guy is there to let them all know what’s real.
Kenn Edwin TV

MORE KINIGRA DEON ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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‘Patriot Act’ Host Hasan Minhaj Speaks On Student Debt & Mental Health Issues (Video)

It’s a movement that we hope moves into the background and just becomes the norm. Hasan is talking what BoneBreaker Jones and I talk about from time to time… mental health. If you need help, get HELP (be strong enough to go get it; not weak) #TalkToSomebody

Hasan Minhaj Speaks On Mental Health Rights, Global Censorship, Social Media + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

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Comedy: Poor Jenny! Some ‘Dog’ Broke Up With Her, And Now She Is Acting Like… (Video)

Okay, on the funny-meter, this clip is about a 5. But Jen is a 10… and you KNOW that Persephanii is a 10 plus THICK! So, on the sexy AF meter this clip rates twenty plenty! Which is why I had to share this one with you.

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Clayton Cannot Understand How “You Didn’t NOTICE That” (Video)

Okay, yes, the ‘thong pockets’ thing and the incessant dap-up from the only other dude with abs that CT knows… all huh-larry-us! However, can we please FOCUS on what is really important? HOW can a woman be as sexy-slim-THICK-ulous as Najah Jackson is? How Sway? Howwwww?? Because I dunno how she does it… but Yeezus WEST she is so damn sexy!

MORE NAJAH JACKSON ON INSTAGRAM

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Serge Ibaka Will Find Out “How Hungry” Tiffany Haddish Truly Is (Video)

Two words: Tiffany Haddish!
Two words: Look SEXY (as F**K)!
Two words: Worm salad (wait… WHAT)!

Serge called Saturday Night Live ‘Sen-L’ (Baaahahaaa)!

Comedy superstar Tiffany Haddish tells Serge Ibaka an epic revenge story about her ex. Haddish also talks about being a trailblazer in comedy, how she accidentally ate rat once and the time she asked Leonardo DiCaprio, “What it do, baby?!” — all before eating worm salad. Watch a new “How Hungry Are You?”
– Bleacher Report

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Speech: Ice Cube’s Remarks At John Witherspoon’s Funeral (Video)

Man. ‘Craig’ HAD to speak on ‘Pops’ passing. It’s only right. RIP John Witherspoon #RIPPOPS

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Food: John ‘Pops’ Witherspoon Is Cooking Up Some “Poor Man’s Gumbo” (Video)

Hey everyone I’m back with another episode of Cooking For Poor People!
John Witherspoon

That’s it. There is no punchline. You did know he had a cooking show, right?

Well, I didn’t… until now. And that gumbo looks good!

(Tastes good, too. Made mine without the okra. Subbed in canned sweet green peas and canned green beans, because that’s what I had on hand.)

Oh, and while there are no intentional ‘punchlines’ you already KNOW there will be hilarious moments in this clip. Wait on the prayer at the end. John is gonna have to answer for that one (bwaaahaaa)!

RIP to the LEGEND, John Witherspoon #RIPPOPS

@ojones1

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