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Comedy: Slink Johnson Came To See About That Pound! (Video)

I mean… ‘Black Jesus’ coming to see you in the hospital is a good thing, right? Technically, he is trying to put Reggie Bo up in the sky. Down side is, if Slink has his way, there’ll be way less than a pound of Reggie (bwaaahahaa)!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Even If She Is ‘Caked Up’… It Is Best To Keep Quiet (Video)

Especially is the ‘caked up’ girl is Haile… AND if it is your foine azz wifey Tanjareen telling you to shut the eff up!

(They are HILARIOUS with the coochie-tightening tips. That ‘move’ though. Can’t be moving out here with the loose goose. Bahahaa!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Reggie Bo & His ‘Ride Or Die’ Daphnique (Video)

Look, Daphnique, Reggie Bo is a POUND! When will you get it? None of what y’all get into is his fault. It is YOURS… for being so gat dam fine that he stays and has a call-the-cops loud argument… so loud that someone actually called the cops.

Oh, well. Apologies to the authorities. Now, get yo azz in the ‘new ride’ Daphnique (baaahahaaa)!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Idris Elba Stars In ‘The Impossible Hulk’ (Video)

Dagnabbit! Why didn’t I come across this when the Blacks-Are-Barbecuing-Call-The-Cops lady was all over the news and internet?? This SNL clip featuring Idris Elba is spot on.

After being hit by gamma radiation in a failed experiment, Dr. Bruce Banner (Idris Elba) transforms into an emboldened White lady (Cecily Strong) whenever he is threatened.
– Saturday Night Live

Ha! You think having a big mean green machine inside you is a problem… Naaaah, son, ‘aggressed’ White woman rage coming out of you… THAT’S a PROBLEM!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Friendos Are Amigos With Relationship Issues That Require Therapy (Video)

Therapy… Breakthrough… Group hug… skrr skrrt! Bahaaaaaa!

Friendos (Donald Glover, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson) employ Dr. Angela (Cecily Strong) to help them work on their friendship.
– Saturday Night Live

And keep watching. The A$AP Rocky feature is in there!

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Crank Lucas – “When Your Mixtape Is Trash” (Video)

Don’t sleep on these older women… Sleep with them. Crank is a fool for this.

Baaahahaaa! Dude is stoopit! But what the f— does that have to do with mixtapes though? Maybe nothing. Just keep watching.

(And Crank has good credit beats AND bad credit beats. HA!)

@ojones1

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10 Things Adam Devine Can’t Live Without (Video)

Hmmm… think Adam is #TeamBiden for #Campaign2020 though? Interesting list for the funny man…

There are a few things Adam Devine can’t live without when he hits the road. From his Vans shoes to his watches, these are Adam’s travel essentials.
– GQ

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Performance: Comedian CP Calls Out Racism For What It Is… Stupid (Video)

Comedian CP is the voice behind ‘Reggie Bo’ (he is a POUND), and he has shown up in a lot of Clayton Thomas videos (always hilarious, which is why we post them).

Catch a bit of his standup above. Wisconsin forever! Bwaaahahaaaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Anybody Can Get… These HANDS (Video)


Bwaaaahahaaaa!

Hilarity! When the horns come in, the slapdowns begin. And anybody can get it, including CT.

(Ole girl was WRONG for that $300 date though… just WRONG!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: Co-Anchors Keeping Score On SNL’s Mid-Day News (Video)

Because racism… is hilarious… in sketch comedy… on the ‘Mid Day’ news… on Saturday late night TV. Hahaaa! Shout out to the homie BigDee for sharing!

News anchors (Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Alex Moffat, Chris Redd) report the local news while trying not to react to the race of each subject.
– Saturday Night Live

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Comedy: You Got A Problem With Me, Bruh? This Guy In The Backseat Seems To Think So… (Video)

I actually want to throw the Not Safe For Work label on this… because of how loud you will laugh at these dudes going in… but you know what, laughter is the best medicine. Give your coworkers an overdose of funny and heal ’em up for the week!

How come there is always that one sh!t starter that can start sh!t yet never get hit? Hahaaaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Ki Broke Up With Shad, But He Did Not Break Up With Her… And He Breaks Jawbones! (Video)

Is Ki Lenice so fine that you’d run up and tussle with a whole Avenger out here in these streets?? Well, an argument can be made. She is hella fine. But #TeamCT is about to find out that Shad gets it cracking with the knuckles on some ‘Hulk SMASH’ when he finds someone trying to talk to his… er… girlfriend?

(And if the homies wanna run up and take up for their buddy who just caught the beat down? ANYBODY can get it… all three of ’em!)

MORE KI LENICE ON INSTAGRAM

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Crank Lucas – “When Gangsta Rappers Turn Conscious” (Video)

BWAAAHAHAHAAA!!

Lucas was WRONG for going in on his girl AND his mom’s breasteses. Funny, but wroooong!

@ojones1

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Comedy: SNL Hosts A ‘DNC Town Hall’ (Video)

FINALLY! We are talking impeachment… well, laughing about it (haha)!

Democratic presidential candidates Beto O’Rourke (Alex Moffat), Andrew Yang (Bowen Yang), Pete Buttigieg (Colin Jost), Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon), Marianne Williamson (Chloe Fineman), Bernie Sanders (Larry David), Joe Biden (Woody Harrelson), Kamala Harris (Maya Rudolph) speak at CNN’s Impeachment Town Hall.
– Saturday Night Live

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Comedy: LaToya Went To See Sebastian… And He Definitely ‘Saw’ Her (Video)

Okay, I am glad CT (um…Sabastian) said it about LaToya so I didn’t have to risk getting BLOCKT… but GAAAHHHHHDAAAYUMM!!! Sexy AF! And then they go see Jenny (soooo sexy, petit & power-packed).

Hilarious! Sabastian be KILLING ’em out here. LaToya tried to tell Lauren, but ah well…

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MORE LAUREN ELLIOTT MICKLE ON INSTAGRAM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Crank Lucas – “When Rappers Snitch On Everybody” (Video)

With all the hilarity and memery surrounding the Tekashi 69 case and snitching, Crank Lucas does this ‘chit’ mane!

Some of these rappers aint as street as they claim
Crank Lucas

20 years… that’s when the record scratch and a ‘thug’ will go on the record… Even snitching on ‘Tommy’ and ‘Ghost’ off “Power”… Hahaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Bro, Monie Drea Just Might Be ‘Out Of Your League’ (Video)

Swag bag! Hahahaaaa!!

Man, for real though, that Honey dip Monnie Drea got HIPS for days! BODY… and what a body… hella SEXY!! Go get her El Hadj!

(And hey my luscious Kali… I see YOU!)

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MORE KALI SCOTT ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

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Comedy: Aundreana Rene’ Just Needs To ‘Freshen Up’… Why Is Troy So Nervous? (Video)

Woooowee! Shaaaawwty is sooooooo THICK! So thick, Troy needs audience assistance on this one (ha)!

MORE AUNDREANA RENE’ ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

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Comedy: Michael Che On Enjoying Sex And More At 30 (Video)

Michael Che shares TRUTH: “Every young dude in here has a trick to not finish fast!” Ready for that book to come out dude…

Michael Che considers writing a sex advice book for men and wonders how we would learn about kinky sex if we didn’t have porn.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

‘Compliments to the chef!’ Bwaaaahahahaaaa!!!

Watch this hilarious clip. It might make your weekend. And if you get ‘lucky’… it might save your weekend, youngster *wink*

@ojones1

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Comedian Chaunté Speaks On Not Wanting To Lean On The Wayans Name & Trying Not To Get Into The Industry (Video)

I’m Chaunté Wayans… and they be like… SO???

Okay, so she was a Wayans but could not trade on the family name? AND they were trying to get her to show her tits??

Chaunté Wayans On Developing As A Comic, Wayans Family, Tour + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

Interesting that she says that holiday gatherings, like Thanksgiving, is like the highest-pressure open mic ever. Wow!

@ojones1

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