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Crank Lucas – “Old School Eminem Be Like” (2018) [Video]

Ah, so this is not a mimicry of Marshall per se. Rather, I see it as a take on his style but updated. And while I categorize most all Crank’s content as Hip-Hop comedy, just listening to this, it’s not really, really going for the funny. Beat is nice. Lyrics are tight and delivered alright. Some good head nod here.

Y’all know this how Slim Shady was when he first came out lol
Crank Lucas

(See, he included the ‘lol’ in there… sooo, comedy.)

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Make Songs For The Ladies” (2018) [Video]

Shiiiid! Alright then Crank Lucas! The clips are always hilarious, and the beats are always fire… but this one… I’m tryna cop ASAP. And with a girl like Ashley, I’d be “Tryna Yeah” all the time!

(Just have to remember: Watch for the hook!)

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CRANK LUCAS – TRYNA YEAH (ITUNES)

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Broke Up With My Girlfriend” (2019) [Video]

Should have figured all this out BEFORE February 14th, right? Sorry for ya, Crank.

Sad I had to break up with my girl, AFTER Valentines Day, but when it’s time to move on it’s time to move on!
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Crank Lucas – “How Uncle Junior Responds To A Diss” (2019) [Video]

Do. NOT. Come. For. Uncle Junior! ‘Old head’ barz will hit a young’n in the head and leave him laid out looking up seeing starz! Bwaaahahaaa! Check out the response to the shots taken at Unc on Crank Lucas’ earlier “Record Label Beef” post (here).

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Crank Lucas – “When RnB Singers Get Gangsta” (2019) [Video]

My knuckles like Pokemon cards. Swear to God you gone catch ’em all.

Bwaaaahahaaa! Betta watch out, Lucas. Seen a few rappers/singers get ‘gangsta’ over the small stuff. Let them know you are just joking if you are just joking…

Hopefully, don’t no singers get to beefin’ wit’ me these just jokes ain’t tryna square up wit’ nobody 😂😂😂
Crank Lucas

…Ah. There ya go. Now, everyone can breathe. And laugh.

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “If 21 Savage Was Actually British” (2019) [Video]

So 21 Savage was born a Brit, mate? Who knew?

Well, I’m sure plenty of fans knew. I’m just saying, back in the day Slick Rick rapped with a British-type accent to clue us in sort of. Nothing from Savage on that front… until now. Good luck to the young brother with his current immigration travails. No need to keep this Crank Lucas gem about it on ice though. Let this hilarity breathe, bloke!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “DC Rappers In The Booth” (2019) [Video]

Is this how DC/DMV rappers sound now? I’m not really understanding. It’s funny though. Par for the course for a Crank Lucas vid.

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Record Label Beef” (2019) [Video]

Look. If the label head has beef with them, and you are an artist on the label, then YOU got beef with them… and you BETTER spit fire at who or whatever whenever the head honcho says so! So maybe really consider staying/supporting Indie.

(Meanwhile, we should all stay supporting this fool Crank Lucas! Ha!)

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When Wack Rappers Are Safe From Being Trashed” (Video)

Ha! We say this all the time… Apollo performers ‘cheat’ by saying ‘Jesus’ right when they hear the first murmur of a ‘boo’ from the crowd because we won’t diss The Lord. Well, looka here. You are supposed to make a joyful noise for The Lord, and some noises are NOT joyful. So when we hear wackness, we reserve our right to BOOOOO!

– @ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “2018 Hooks Be Like” (Video)

BWAAAAHAHAAA! That mic is wet. His teef missing but he still spittin’ (SYLVESTER)!! Crank Lucas. I. Just. CAN’T. BREATHE!!

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Crank Lucas – “Friends Don’t Let Friends Rap Wack” feat. Ziyeed (Video)

Don’t talk about it. BE about it. And don’t let your friends gas you about it. But in case EVERYBODY tells you that you are spitting flames, pray that you do NOT run across Crank Lucas at the studio. Dude is funny, but he will leave a wack rapper in tears!

(Meanwhile, we will be in tears, laughing!)

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When Beefin Becomes Snitchin” (Video)

He’s sayin’ but he’s not sayin’ but he’s sayin’ though. Ha! Even though some of this stuff is reeeally f**ked up, Crank is snitching on the track. But sometimes some folks need to be aired out #JustSayin #NoReally #ImReallySayin

Not going all ‘message!’ on this post… Still funny!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “When The Music Brings Her Out Her Shell” feat. Chainah (Video)

Yeah, yeah. Crank Lucas mad funny, of course. Buuut yooooo, what’s up with the fine Chainah in the booth?? She thick AF and talking all the right talk! Wait…she’s what? Celibate????? Aw, c’monnnn!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “The Rapper That Was Locked Up Too Long” (Video)

*** NOTE: The video link is not ‘broken’… the freeze frame just makes it look that way. ***

BWAAAHAHAAA!!

We were just around here talking about rappers putting references in their rhymes. Now, this cat might not be hip on much, but he KNOWS Crank Lucas!

(Watch and see how though.)

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why Do Some Rappers Lie About Being In Gangs?” (Video)

I’m just playing bruh. You not ‘sposed to do it for real.

Bwaaaaha! Dat damn Crank Lucas! It’s funny because it’s true. Hilarity for real. Now that gangsta ‘ish some of these rappers try to sell their fans… that ain’t real.

(Buuuut, it can get real if they run across a real one in these streets. Good luck on that.)

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Three Types Of Rappers These Days” (Video)

If you rap, Crank Lucas has a question for you… Which type of rapper are you: Passive-Aggressive Conscious Rapper, Ratchet Wack Rapper, or Angry Old Man?

And for you non-rappers out there, which type do you like the most?

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Drake” (Video)

I swear Drake had me in the studio thinking he was really going through some stuff smh never again.
Crank Lucas

See, I cannot generate the ‘Drake Hate’ that others can. But this is hilarious! Crank Lucas scores with another one. However much I laugh… yes, I would take one of those non-THC cupcakes if offered. Hahaaa!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Quavo” (Video)

Bwaaahaaa! Crank Lucas is still hilarious, still on point. Been a minute since I posted anything from dude. Correcting that now!

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Old School Punchlines Vs. New School Punchlines” (Video)

Old School, New School, no school rules… but Crank Lucas… Yeah, The Rapducer rules. Especially in this clip.

(Okay. For real. Old School ruled this clip. There. I said it!)

@ojones1

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Dear Wack Rapper: Crank Lucas Will Steal Your Girl… While You Are In The Booth! (Video)

Damn.

She fine like that AND got bars?? Yeah, ya girl is got if the engineer (1) thinks she’s hot, (2) thinks your rhymes are not, (3) invites you to hit the booth so he can hit on your THOT. Hahaaaa!

@ojones1

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