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Comedy: So Kali Huddles Up With This Player. She Wants Him To Go Long… With The Meat! (Video)

Bwaaahahaa! I can’t with Kali today. Actually, I can. Every day. Twice on Sunday, with Kali thick-a-licious! And what does Kali think is delicious? 1-2-3-The MEAT!

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Comedy: Finally! A Dude Gets It. And Kali Gets It… The MEAT! (Video)

Hey man. The D was A1!

Bwaahahaa! Gotta expand that ‘Run Me The Meat’ line, Kali. Let these bruhs know that you want them to run the meat… and that’s all! That way you don’t leave ’em moping after the smash, like our former baller here.

(I’m still here. I got downs, dibs, and next. If you are looking for some more meat, Kali. Just saying. Sexy re-THICK-ulous azz!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Instead Of Hanging Out With Her Brother, Kali Wants His Friend To Come ‘Hang In’ (Video)

Here we go again!

Actually, I understand why this guy (her brother) doesn’t get it. So Kali gone just give it to that next dude… her brother’s homie?? So, what… she a homie-sexual now?

Sigh! Hope bro decides to catch the game at the bar instead, so sis can get what she needs… THAT MEAT!!

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– @ojones1

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Eye Candy: Kali Shares What She Knows… Confidence Is The Key To Unlock Your Full Beauty (Video)

Y’all know the song. Sing along: If you’re sexy and you know it, your name must be Kali Scott… Ha! This is the remix! Plus, FACTS! Because Kali is the definition of SEXY AF (ALL CAPS, no cap, RESPECT!)… She has got my number (but I really want HERS). What number though? 12 (o’clock)! We’re doing something different for today’s Nooner, folks. The sexy ain’t always about thick-a-licious, azz-tastic, bodacious bods and faces in places; though Kali’s got all that. Sometimes it’s as simple as boosting your confidence; no bustier required. Yeah, Kali’s got all that and is ALL THAT. And most important, she knows it!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Talking All That Jazz. Man, Forget Running Riffs. Run Kali That Meat (Video)

Mm mm mm. Musicians get play ALL THE TIME. Must be what they are playing. But see, Kali ain’t playing with this dude.

Dude, she finds you saxy sexy. You WON the prize already. So TAKE the PRIZE! Get on with playing Kali a ‘special tune’ with your WOODwind, will ya??! She is trying to skin your flute!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Maybe The Ladies Will Give Kali Some Love… And ‘The Meat’ (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Even females won’t run it?

Poor Kali. Why don’t these lames get it? They must be super-vegan or something. That would be okay, because Kali Scott is all about the ‘meat-free’ option, too, when she can get it! Now, if only she could get ANYONE to give it to her.

(Oh word? She is single for real? In real life? Shiiid… what up then Kali? I got money, but not ‘get flewd out from Cali’ money. But can we negotiate? I got meat for YOU!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: So Frustrating! Another Day, Another Guy That Doesn’t Get What Kali Is Trying To “Get” (Video)

What a girl wants, what a girl NEEDS…especially if that ‘girl’ is Kali… is for a dude she meets and likes TO RUN THAT MEAT immediately, if not sooner! Why don’t these dudes get this? And WHY don’t Kali and I live closer together. Because yooooo!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Loading This Funny Clip With All These Beautiful Women… How DARE You, CT!? (Video)

With Kali, and Tanjareen (in the black pants tho… geeeYAAAAHD), and Doris, and Meredith, AND Amy (cotDAMN!) looking good AF trying to distract me as I am trying to find the funny. How can I ‘concentrate’ man?? You KNOW they make it HARD for a brother (pause, hella pause, but not really). HA!

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Comedy: Kali Scott Knows What She Wants. Just Give It To Her, Man! (Video)

Loooook! All that yadda, yadda, jibber jabber. Unnecessary, Kali is coming for the MEAT! Hahaa!

Shiiiid. She know who to play with. Wish her thick sexy azz would come at me with that. I. Would. Run. Kali. Scott. Every. Ounce. Of. My. TUBE STEAK! And she could get the bag!

(What bag? THEEZE NUUTZ!!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Bro, Monie Drea Just Might Be ‘Out Of Your League’ (Video)

Swag bag! Hahahaaaa!!

Man, for real though, that Honey dip Monnie Drea got HIPS for days! BODY… and what a body… hella SEXY!! Go get her El Hadj!

(And hey my luscious Kali… I see YOU!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Kali Scott Gets Advice On ‘How To Keep A Man’ (Video)

Hahaaa!

But seriously, Kali… Baby!! IF you take that Marché advice… and I’m saying IF (respectfully)… you are thinking about getting out, being out, and collecting pene like that… Holler (for reals)! I ain’t got “flewd out” money, but I can help you… help me… help yourself… to me (and vice versa) #VolunteerPene #OnDeck #OnEverything #KaliThickalicious

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Comedy: Nate Jackson Has This Roommate ‘Situationship’ Totally Under Control. Sort Of… (Video)

Funny video helmed by Nate Jackson. Made perfect by the Honeyz in there playing with him. Yes indeed! How can you go wrong when you got Kali and Daphnique on deck.

That was rhetorical. You can NOT go wrong. This vid can’t get any righter!

(Whew! Somebody, please slip a note to Kali and tell that sexy ‘Ms. Thickness’ to slide me a DM. We got some slip-n-sliding to do *wink*)

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Comedy: See How Shira’s Looking At You, Bro? And She Does NOT Have A Man (Video)

It’s a fair question. A challenge for all dudes out there on the hunt for Honeyz, especially fresh out of Cuffing Season… How do you know, really know, when she is on you, bro?

Yeah, I would not mind if Kali & Shira want to help me figure it out. Just no more of that softly aggressive touching, okay? Hahahaaa!

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Comedy: Nate Jackson As Dr. Cornelius Chowder AKA ‘The Woman Whisperer’ (Video)

Shonuff the hookup. He is the plug to hook these ladies up with just what they need. Give it up for Dr. Cornelius Chowder (Nate Jackson) in these streets. With distinction!!

And yoooooo! Other Box B!tch (Grace Aubry), Becky Snow Princess (Krista Kalmus), and Philly Cheesesteak Lover (Kali Scott) can ALL get it… And it looks like they are about to… courtesy of Troy, Kristen, and Kenn!

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Comedy: Do The Right Thing And Be A Good ‘Wing Man’ (Video)

FINALLY! An instance where ‘taking one for the team’ works out for everyone one! Shiiiiid, do you see the ri-THICK-ulous Kali Scott in this clip (and have you seen her IG)??? Only thing keeping me from going for all the way with Option A (Hulk SMASH!) would be not having protection for the affection. Wowzerrrs!

Shout to Troy’s hilarious homie @g.WayneTV and his catch-of-a-lifetime Essence.

(Y’all are gonna get to KNOW uber-sexy Essence Cash in short order, too. Found some goooood stuff on her I will be sharing soon.)!

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