Honeyz
Eye Candy: Ismeli Henriquez (Video)
February 12, 2019
Duuuude! THIS woman is wifey material for realer real!! Peeped her on a video from one of the many comedy sketch channels I follow on the Tubes, and I got struck with the lightning bolt like Michael got hit with on his way to Corleone in ‘The Godfather.’
(If you’re not familiar with the movie or the reference, just know that it means I took a hard hit to the feels.)
So, I checked out her Instagram. Loads of perfect pics. Could NOT stop STARING. Then realized I had to if I was going to get any work done, so I included her in my work. Gentlemen. Ladies. Non-gendered folks. Anyone who might give a damn… this is the gorgeous Ismeli Henriquez!
MORE ISMELI HENRIQUEZ ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Comedy: She Don’t Like Them Nice Dudes, So… (Video)
February 11, 2019
Hahaa! This guy lucked up and got this full-figured Honey figured out: Dog her, and you won’t have to chase the cat. She come purring back to you if you diss the hell out of her!
Bet my pockets and yours that she matches every bit of sexy AF with equal doses of crazy AF. But it might be worth it #ijs #wowzers
– @ojones1
Comedy: Honey, I Blew The Rent Money On Strippers (Video)
February 8, 2019
Shout to @TroyInLA for knowing his audience enough to include some BOMB AZZ Eye Candy with the funny. @JetDope and @EBella_SoFly are both #SexyAF and #FunnyAF at the same damn time!
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Relationships, Videos | 
Tags: EBella_SoFly, I Blew The Rent Money On Strippers, JetDope, Troy in LA, TroyinLa | 
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Comedy: Cynthia Luciette’s MLK Day Was Spent Serving… Businesses Who Had The Nerve To Be Open On The Holiday (Video)
February 6, 2019
Any business that dared to be open on MLK Day… Civil Rights Cynt was pullin’ up on ya! And not in that way you want!!
(I mean it’s funny, but if she goes full wrath of Black woman on them… Well, she’ll still be sexy. But there will be TROUBLE!)
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Videos | Tags: Cynthia Luciette, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Holiday, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther King Day, Martin Luther King Jr., MLK Day | No Comments »
Eye Candy: Watch Persephanii Serve Curves In Her Most Sumptuous Look Yet (Video)
February 5, 2019
She may not be famous enough for you to know her on sight, yet, but look at this clip. Just LOOK at it! You want to get to know her ASAP. Thick and SEXY AF for no reason. Dammit! Persephanii is cussin’ fine (e.g. I swear you’ll swear when she walks by in whatever she chooses to wear)!
MORE PERSEPHANII ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Eye Candy: CurlyyRed (Video)
February 4, 2019
Wow. Super cute! And the IG is super lit. Glad I stumbled across this CurlyyRed interview today.
– @ojones1
Comedy: Whoa! Candace Got Desi ‘Warmed Up’ Real Quick (Video)
February 1, 2019
Haaaaaa! When her hands get cold! Candace B. Harris knows how… and where… to warm them up. And oh, Candace, I got a nice ‘hand warmer’ setup over here whenever… WHENEVER… you are #WithYourSexySelf
MORE CANDACE B. HARRIS ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Relationships, Videos | Tags: Candace B. Harris, Candace Harris, Desi Banks, When Her Hands Cold | No Comments »
Comedy: Cynthia LuCiette Recommends The D*ck-otine Patch (Video)
January 31, 2019
So… Cynt… doesn’t want d*ck?? Ohhh, just not in the middle of the afternoon. Okay, whew! My dream girl was about to ruin several fantasies and dreams.
(The placement of some of these d*ck-otine patches though. And the one poor girl who had to struggle out the wheelchair. The add*ck-tion is real! HA!)
MORE CYNTHIA LUCIETTE ON INSTAGRAMÂ |Â JAYFORCE.COM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Persephanii Always Gets Her Man… Back (Video)
January 30, 2019
Yooooooo! Persephanii came through and knew EXACTLY what to do to get him. Yeezus West! I don’t even have the words for how sexy her thicky-thick-THICKNESS is. So I’m gonna defer to Bigg Jah’s assessment of the situation ’round here:
HEY…Why you come out dressed like a shero named Superthick from planet Got Damn!!??
Bwaaahahaa! Hilarious with just the right amount of hot Honey drizzled in. Great clip.
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Relationships, Videos | Tags: Bigg Jah, Bra Size 34S, HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK, Persephanii, Stephanie Nelson | No Comments »
Erealist – “In Ya Feelings” (Video)
January 29, 2019
Okay, Erealist. Checking in with a street life music video off your mixtape. Now, we see why you are always so quick to get “In Ya Feelings” on those hilarious sketch clips. Your girl is a stallion! Gorgeous!
(Close your eyes while his girl is talking and go back to the other Erealist clips posted on here. That voice is his off-camera female co-star.)
DOWNLOAD: EREALIST – IMAREALJACKBOI (MIXTAPE)
– @ojones1
Posted in Hip-Hop, Honeyz, Mixtapes, Videos | Tags: Erealist, ImaRealJackBoi, In Ya Feelings, Jack Boi, Jack Gang, JackBoi | No Comments »
Eye Candy: Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers. Brittanya Razavi’s Sexy Spidey Cosplay Is Not To Be Missed (Video)
January 28, 2019
Daaayuuummm! I’m sure ComiCon and DragonCon have hot Honeyz getting some serious cosplay on on-site. But if I see Brittanya Razavi in this skin-tight outfit at a local Wal-Mart, it’s on… on sight! First I’m hollering (Excelsior!) then I’m hollering (What’s up with me and you doing a private rescue, Spiderwoman?)
MORE BRITTANYA RAZAVI ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Regina King Speaks On Being Grateful For The Gifts And Awards She Has Received (Video)
January 25, 2019
Mm mm mm. Regina King is still fine as wine! Wow. Glad she is getting even more recognition for excellence at her craft and well wishes from fans. But see, I’m kinda salty now.
Truth is, I have been crushing on Regina for most of my life… and she’s been saving that love for Sam Elliott? Sam Elliott?? Well, if she’s gonna throw ‘Road House’ in the argument, I have to understand. I was just watching that movie for the umpteenth time a couple of days ago. Still bitter though. And now I hear his voice from that loading dock fight scene (here) in my head saying, “Hot damn that hurts doesn’t it,” as I imagine him kanoodling with my sweetie Regina…
(Nah, I did not take that fantasy-into-regret moment too far at all, did I? Hahahaaa!)
Regina talks about her success during this awards season for her film ‘If Beale Street Could Talk,’ giving acceptance speeches, meeting her celebrity crush at the Golden Globes, and what she did for her birthday.
– Jimmy Kimmel Live
– @ojones1
Posted in Celebrity, Honeyz, Interview, Series, Television, Videos | Tags: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Regina King, Regina King Finally Met Longtime Celebrity Crush | No Comments »
Eye Candy: Michelle Rotella (Video)
January 24, 2019
Dayummmm Michelle Rotella!! The forecast for dat azz… THICK!! You might call it ‘rotunda butt’ but we call that a DONK over here. Sweeeet mercy!
(Whatever the weather, paisan, Michelle is curvy as hell. Fuggedaboutit!)
Comedy: When Your Girl Is This Pretty… And This Petty (Video)
January 23, 2019
Oh my damn! For Nelly’s sake, if that’s his girl for real, I hope all this ‘petty girlfriend’ thing is really all an act. Because Cortney is so f’n sexy, a brother might just have to live with it to stay living with her. Such torture!
MORE CORTNEY ELISE ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Relationships, Videos | Tags: Cornell, CORNELL ROSS, Cortney Elise, Nellyvidz | No Comments »
Comedy: Beware When You Get The ‘Vajean’ That Will Change Your Life (Video)
January 22, 2019
Love will make you do some strange things. Good ‘loving’ (that strange, that va-jay-jay, that vajean) – stranger still. Like this guy is about to find out. He just didn’t know… She blessed him with that Erykah Badu-level sex… and his life will never be the same again!
(Born under the same moon as Badu AND she was TTTB… Throwing That Thang Baaaack… Bahahaaaa!! Sauce got him!)
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Videos | Tags: Kenn Edwin, Kenn Edwin TV, KennEdwin TV, KennEdwinTV, Marchaela9, Marché Howell, When The Vajean Changes Your Life | No Comments »
Comedy: Yes, Cynthia Luciette Can Bag Drake. But She Has Gotta Change First (Video)
January 17, 2019
My woman crush every day (naw, that don’t sound stalkerish at all LOL) Cynthia Luciette is baaaaack! Doing it big funny style with my most-def-can-get-it—TWICE woman Precious Hall.
Let the hilarity ensue! The janks though. After all that ranking on ’em dude did, please believe they WILL be coming back and changing clothes before they go. Hahaaa!
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Videos | Tags: Condido Verona, Cynthia Luciette, NahYouGottaChange, Nate Jackson, Precious Hall, You Gotta Change | No Comments »
Eye Candy: Bryci (Video)
January 17, 2019
Deeeeeeyuummm! The stacked Canadian (30G-28-42, wowza!) Bryci has definitely mastered another way to go with the try-on video thing. One red hot outfit on the whole time, teasing the hell out of us. Bet I will never take my eyes off that ‘product’… And her hubby JD is the one holding the camera! Thanks for sharing wifey with the world, dude.
By the way, I did some Googling after I was done ogling. If you do the same, you WILL find some stuff that is waaay past ‘Not Safe For Work’ #WOW #BryciIsBanging
– @ojones1
Eye Candy: Janell Nicole (Video)
January 16, 2019
Wow! PYT is for Pretty Young & THICK! Pay attention all you other YouTube try-on models. Get your business popping (shout out the labels, demo your talk skills, etc.) for certain, but do it like Janell does it… GET TO THE FRICKIN’ ‘FITS ALREADY! No time wasted. Janell Nicole has got BODY! We know this. And we want to see her BODY in all SEVEN of those bikinis ASAP!
And Honey delivers ASAP. No delaying as we see the curves she is speaking on in the swimsuits as she is talking us through the looks. Loving her energy and her voice.
Wow. You have our attention Janell!
MORE JANELL NICOLE ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Comedy: Maybe It’s Time To Break Up… With Her Permission… Maybe (Video)
January 15, 2019
And he thought he was leaving her. Dude [according to her] she’s the reason he is even alive… And by the way, he is now NOT leaving her. And better fold them clothes CORRECTLY… AND get to COOKING dinner… with NO MEAT! Yeah, I reckon he’ll get that WHIPPED up right NOW. Hahaa!
When you break up with a good woman and she reminds you why you shouldn’t.
– Kenn Edwin TV
Well, at least she’s thick & sexy AF (whew – shout to Marché Howell). Because he will be with her for quite a while it seems.
MORE MARCHE HOWELL ON INSTAGRAM
– @ojones1
Posted in Comedy, Honeyz, Relationships, Videos | Tags: It's Time To Break Up, Kenn Edwin, Kenn Edwin TV, KennEdwin TV, KennEdwinTV, Marchaela9, Marché Howell | No Comments »
Eye Candy: La’Tecia Thomas (Video)
January 14, 2019
So La’Tecia suggests going on a day trip while we’re on vacay. And for starters, we go to an outdoor exhibit, some ancient structure or mock-up of it… I wouldn’t know, care or remember when she peels off whatever was covering up these outfits. Wowwwww! Let’s witness one of the natural wonders of the world, La’Tecia Thomas, in all her THICKNESS!
