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Comedy/Performance: Paris Sashay Speaks On Her First D**k Being The Biggest She Could Get (Video)

I mean, dating in the 21st century is craaaazy… and apparently waaaay more expensive than I could imagine. Especially, for a fly pimpstress like Paris Sashay. But I’m not sure if many can play how she play. I think I will stick with my smaller, but less expensive (read: FREE)… um… ‘joystick’ out here in the dating game. HA!

Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend’s kinky request. (Contains strong language.)
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy/Performance: Hannibal Buress Speaks On NYC As A ‘Special’ Place (Video)

Guess I am way too much a country boy (not ‘Jill-billy’ country, but close LOL). If I would have faced half of what Hannibal faced (per this hilarious clip), I would have been all ‘Pack It Up, Pack It In’… and went to ‘Jump, Jump’ back on the plane going South… out of New York. Yeezus West!

Hannibal Buress remembers getting his hat stolen by a very confident thief and getting into a car accident on his birthday.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Performance/Comedy: Hannibal Buress On Self-Improvement & Being Cool In Shades (Video)

What is your position on ‘zipper politics’ though? Have you even thought about it? Because Hannibal has.

Hannibal Buress explains why he’s wearing sunglasses indoors and complains about people who tell him to zip up his pants. (Contains strong language.)
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy: Michael Che On Enjoying Sex And More At 30 (Video)

Michael Che shares TRUTH: “Every young dude in here has a trick to not finish fast!” Ready for that book to come out dude…

Michael Che considers writing a sex advice book for men and wonders how we would learn about kinky sex if we didn’t have porn.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

‘Compliments to the chef!’ Bwaaaahahahaaaa!!!

Watch this hilarious clip. It might make your weekend. And if you get ‘lucky’… it might save your weekend, youngster *wink*

@ojones1

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Comedy: Brian Simpson Speaks On Why He Doesn’t Help Find “Lost” Dogs & How Racism Is Like Herpes (Video)

You just can’t handle the fact that he chose the streets!

Comedian Brian Simpson comes on and “does a tight 5” for David Spade’s show on Comedy Central. Hilarious!!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Rob Haze Says Don’t Blame Millennials For ‘Being Millennials’ (Video)

We have so many words we watch spelling bees.

Rob Haze gets all his news from Cardi B, like a real millennial. So deal with it!

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B’s political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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DL Hughley Salutes Co-Host Michael Smith And Others At ESPN For Having Jemele Hill’s Back At ESPN (Video)

Wow! If this is true… wow! Talk about sticking together. Michael Smith, risking his career, apparently told ESPN something like ‘I refuse to do the show if you let Jamele Hill go!’ He backed his co-host – willing to sacrifice his livelihood – and so did a small army of others. Yes, before ESPN could even consider kicking Smith out, too, Elle Duncan and Michael Eaves stepped on some ‘if they go, so do WE’ stuff. Even Michael Wilbon took some air time to vocalize strong support for Hill.

I really hope DL has the scoop on what is a true, and truly beautiful, story of solidarity. That’s how you get your people’s back!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Louis C.K. Hosts ‘Saturday Night Live’ (Stand-Up Monologue) [Video]

Yes. That’s right. That’s right. That’s appropriate.

You know how every now and then you will see a Louis C.K. post on here? Think that is an accident?

Okay, that was rhetorical. Hell naw it ain’t no accident! Louis C.K. is one of the funniest comedians out today. Point. Blank. Period. FACTS!

I have been watching and laughing for years. Louis is SURGICAL at touching nerves that should be touched while extracting laughter. And his shows are loaded with line-stepping; a feat he performs without fear, and in ways very few comedians can equal.

Exhibit A… THIS! Louis C.K. was the guest on SNL giving the audience the business! Going right in with a chicken, a Black guy, and racism…

Wait what!!!

You gah-damn right you’re gonna watch now… and thoroughly enjoy! Keep in mind, this is just the opening monologue.

@ojones1

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Tragedy Khadafi feat. Fame (of M.O.P.) – “Stand Up” [Live Performance] (Video)

Tragedy Khadafi with Fame (of M.O.P.) riding along on the song. Doing a live performance of “Stand Up” – off the “Pre Magnum Opus” LP. Intimate set with a roomful of some well-known well-wishers playing the background.

TRAGEDY KHADAFI – PRE MAGNUM OPUS

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Throwback Darts: Charli Baltimore – “Stand Up” feat. Ghostface Killah (Video)

When people mention dope female emcee’s, there is always a big group that gets left out. Typical answers are usually Mc Lyte, Lauryn Hill, Queen Latifah, Rah Digga, Jean Grae, Lil Kim, Foxy, Da Brat or even the one who looks like a robot and raps with the weird voice (you know who I am talking about). The likes of Jane Doe, Charli Baltimore, Da 5 Footas, Deadly Venoms, Sonya Blade, Bahamadia, Antionette, and many other dope female emcee’s get overlooked or hardly ever get mentioned. Charli Baltimore traded darts with an in his prime & damn near untouchable Ghostface, held her own on a gritty beat, and was still looking sexy… what else could you ask for?
-Isreal

Comedy: Patrice O’Neal – “Elephant in the Room” (Video)

Rest in Power to great comedian Patrice O’Neal aka Pitbull who recently passed from complications related to diabetes (December 7, 1969 – November 29, 2011)….another reason to go see a physician if you do have any resolutions for the New Year. Your health is your wealth!
Isrealite
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