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Comedy/Performance: Paris Sashay Speaks On Her First D**k Being The Biggest She Could Get (Video)

I mean, dating in the 21st century is craaaazy… and apparently waaaay more expensive than I could imagine. Especially, for a fly pimpstress like Paris Sashay. But I’m not sure if many can play how she play. I think I will stick with my smaller, but less expensive (read: FREE)… um… ‘joystick’ out here in the dating game. HA!

Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend’s kinky request. (Contains strong language.)
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Colton Dunn Tells The Story Of “Rapper’s Delight”… Drunk (Video)

Not just Drunk History. Drunk Hip-Hop History! I already like the show, but this episode… all the more awesome!

In the early days of hip-hop, Sylvia Robinson assembled the Sugarhill Gang to record the world-changing song “Rapper’s Delight.”
– Comedy Central

Big Bank Hank aka ‘The Rapping Pizza Guy.’ Haaaa!

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Comedy/Performance: Hannibal Buress Speaks On NYC As A ‘Special’ Place (Video)

Guess I am way too much a country boy (not ‘Jill-billy’ country, but close LOL). If I would have faced half of what Hannibal faced (per this hilarious clip), I would have been all ‘Pack It Up, Pack It In’… and went to ‘Jump, Jump’ back on the plane going South… out of New York. Yeezus West!

Hannibal Buress remembers getting his hat stolen by a very confident thief and getting into a car accident on his birthday.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Performance/Comedy: Hannibal Buress On Self-Improvement & Being Cool In Shades (Video)

What is your position on ‘zipper politics’ though? Have you even thought about it? Because Hannibal has.

Hannibal Buress explains why he’s wearing sunglasses indoors and complains about people who tell him to zip up his pants. (Contains strong language.)
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy/Performance: Joe DeRosa Speaks On Everything He Hates About Being In A Hospital (Video)

Comedian Joe DeRosa asks: “Where did the concept of hot nurses come from?” Maaaan, I don’t know how sheltered an existence he has had to this point but me-myself-I-personally have had some SEXY nurses at my bedside and at my side in be… (oops, haha)!

But for reals, all RESPECT to all hardworking nurses and nurse techs out there, no cap. They are the ones I get real info from when I have been a patient as well as a visitor or concerned loved one.

But Joe is hilarious in this bit; plus he is spot on about the hospital docs, too. I think I get five minutes max with them a day, and I often still have had to loop back and talk to a nurse to make sense of what was said.

(Okay, so there was this one perfectly THICK-A-LICIOUS night duty nurse I had back in ’06. She was the only one who wore a HOT pink uniform. She was in charge on her shift, so that made her the Head Nurse, right? Anyway… I… Nah, I can’t even finish the story out of respect. Nothing happened that time. I was hella sick with tubes all over me everywhere. Night and day, the nurses and techs (okay and doctors) all got me back on my feet. RESPECT due. RESPECT paid. In full!)

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Comedy: Michael Che On Enjoying Sex And More At 30 (Video)

Michael Che shares TRUTH: “Every young dude in here has a trick to not finish fast!” Ready for that book to come out dude…

Michael Che considers writing a sex advice book for men and wonders how we would learn about kinky sex if we didn’t have porn.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

‘Compliments to the chef!’ Bwaaaahahahaaaa!!!

Watch this hilarious clip. It might make your weekend. And if you get ‘lucky’… it might save your weekend, youngster *wink*

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Comedy: Brian Simpson Speaks On Why He Doesn’t Help Find “Lost” Dogs & How Racism Is Like Herpes (Video)

You just can’t handle the fact that he chose the streets!

Comedian Brian Simpson comes on and “does a tight 5” for David Spade’s show on Comedy Central. Hilarious!!

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Comedy: Rob Haze Says Don’t Blame Millennials For ‘Being Millennials’ (Video)

We have so many words we watch spelling bees.

Rob Haze gets all his news from Cardi B, like a real millennial. So deal with it!

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B’s political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Open Mike Eagle x Percy Miracles – “Heaven Application” (Video)

If you haven’t gotten around to catching The New Negroes on Comedy Central, put that on your to-do’s soon. Baron Vaughn, Open Mike Eagle & Phonte (aka Percy Miracles) are doing some good (and funny) work over there.

Even if you’ve been a great person your whole life, Mike and Percy Miracles are here to tell you why that’s not enough to get you into Heaven.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Comedy: George Wallace Doesn’t Like Morgan Freeman Because He ‘Stole’ All His Movie Roles (Video)

Don’t be laughing… This sh!t is true I’m making up!

This performance clip by the oldest of the New Negroes, George Wallace, is HILARIOUS!

George Wallace admits to being jealous of Morgan Freeman, admonishes the people of Los Angeles and talks about bumping into Fetty Wap and Waka Flocka Flame.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

Cinnamon and brown sugar on it… on ANYTHING… and you gone eat it! Amen, Brother George. Women, y’all better add cinnamon and brown sugar to that grocery list ASAP.

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Open Mike Eagle x Phonte – “Woke As Me” (Prod. By Bionik) [Video]

Proper combo of silliness and superb lyricism. The wordsmithing and witticism from Phonte and Open Mike Eagle come through on this. Good look for Comedy Central and for Hip-Hop!

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Anderson .Paak – “Anywhere” (Live Performance) [Video]

If you saw ‘The Daily Show’ with .Paak on it you will get why Trevor Noah was speechless. Ha! But this performance was dope on that level regardless.

(The crowd certainly was not ‘speechless.’)

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Comedy: Deon Cole Admits To Having To ‘Manage His Blackness’ In Public (Video)

Shhhhh… Deon Cole. C’mon son! You telling ’em all the keys to the Culture. Facts though, especially in DC, where even though there are lots of Black folk we cannot always be ‘Black folk’ (yanadameen?). And Deon pointing out that thickness ’round town and in the crowd is 100% factual, too. Bet both pockets that memes like ‘Thicker Than Cold Peanut Butter’ are out there now if not soon, too (haha)!

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The Black Character Dies First In Every Horror Movie. But When All The Characters Are Black… (Video)

Ha! Yeah, they play with all kinds of mostly-true trends in horror movie-making… not just “the Black guy gets off’d immediately”… but the “White woman always stumbles when chased by the killer” gag.

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Trevor Noah Tells ‘The Daily Show’ Audience How Pusha T & Drake Are Beefing On A New Level (Video)

Trevor said Robert Mueller needs Pusha T’s investigators on his team for the White House probe, the way Push got after Drake in that last diss track. Daaaayum! Bwaaahaaa!

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Hasan Minhaj (Of The Daily Show) Gives An Roast Epic Speech At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner (Video)

Ohhhhhh shhhheeeeeeeiiiit! I wanted to categorize this as comedy, but this is more. This is even more biting than mere satire; plenty of BITE. Don Rickles (RIP) level roasting of an entire room AND of The President… you know, at the WHITE HOUSE Correspondents’ event that they have EVERY year.

Daily Show correspondent Hasan Minhaj took full advantage of Donald Trump’s absence by taking aim at The President and his administration during his monologue at the White House Correspondents’ dinner.
Global News

I’m sure it was on his calendar. But hell, I cannot blame him. Some of this sh!t BURNED, but it seems like everyone took it in stride. And I do mean everyone, because ‘The Daily Show’ Correspondent Hasan Minhaj gave a taste to EVERYONE: Not just the POTUS, but key officials in his Administration, with shots for Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, even C-SPAN (who broadcasts the event annually)!

You HAVE to watch, but strap up and sack up. Hasan is hella funny, but his speech hits hella HARD! Whew.

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Larry Wilmore Talks With Ice Cube And Common About Their New Movie, Racism And More

A little barber shop talk about the new ‘Barber Shop’ movie, racism and so-called Black-on-Black crime, and more with Comedy Central’s Larry Wilmore for The Nightly Show.

PREVIOUS: BARBER SHOP: THE NEXT CUT (TRAILER)

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‘Key & Peele’ Present Their Own Bowl Line-Up (Video)

OMG get ready to LOL your A-S-S off! Caught this Super Bowl weekend replay on Comedy Central yesterday. Key & Peele are fools for those football names… but’cept some of those names in there are REAL! Hahaaaa! Shout out to Ha Ha Clinton-Dix from The University of Alabama. Champs again, Alumni! #RollTide #EastWestBowl

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‘The Daily Show’ Host Trevor Noah Makes Fun Of His Very Serious Emergency Room Experience (Video)

So, the host of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, had to have an emergency appendectomy just days ago. See his comical recount of what was a f#cked up emergency room experience. Besides the ‘waiting room’ shot, this was my fav quip from the above clip: Asked for more info to fill out endless forms while in excruciating (near blackout) pain, Trevor responds,

“What more information do you need, other than the fact that I’m dying?”

Ever a political hot topic in the U.S., many always bring up the fact the MANY nations abroad provide free/better healthcare than America’s. But you may have wondered if folks from other countries say U.S. healthcare is better somehow. Well, let’s hear from someone who has now experienced both.

Play the clip. Laugh through the pain. Welcome back, Noah. Get better soon.

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Mac Miller Talks About ‘Battling’ Donald Trump And More On ‘The Nightly Show’ With Larry Wilmore (Video)

Mac Miller has his new album “GO:OD AM” out now (linked here). So, it makes since for him to go on some talk shows and talk it up. But for his The Nightly Show appearance, I think only host Larry Willmore mentioned it. That’s alright though, as anyone seeing him on this episode will likely be checking for his “Donald Trump” song and anything of Miller’s they can get their hands on. Twitter beef with The Donald after calling him a d!ckhead – hilarious! Actually, the whole panel discussion above is next level funny. And Mike Yard is a fool!! Must watch now.

(Mac said Trump is like a struggle rapper… bwaaahahaaaa!)

MAC MILLER – GO:OD AM (ALBUM LINK)

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