THE BEATZ & LYRICS SHOW
Beatz & Lyrics Show
RADIO SHOW MOBILE APPS
ARCHIVES

Comedy

Comedy: The ‘Homie Belafonte’ Negotiates For Dulo To Get That Rikki Cookie, So The Cookie Can Get GOT! (Video)

That Rikki Leigh is SEXY AF… I put that on e’rythang… and on Waz! But waiting 90 days to get some of that ‘juicy sushi’ though? Wowwww!

MORE RIKKI LEIGH ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Morgan Freeman. Actor, Hollywood ‘God’ & Budding Beekeeper (Video)

The bees will not DARE sting Morgan Freeman. He’s feeding them that good sugar water!

Plus, the ‘buzz’ is (groan) that people treat him like a god. Ha! Honey bees want Morgan Freeman on their side for certain. Cool dude. They will get to know that about him… and he does not take himself too seriously. I remember folks making a big thing of him falling asleep during a movie promo interview (we posted that on here).

Jimmy talks to Morgan Freeman about his new hobby and what Morgan thinks about impressions of him.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Jenny Hired ‘Sebastian The Assassin’ And Her Cheating Boyfriend Got Shot! (Video)

I have my regrets, but I’m gone live with ’emmmm…

HOT DAMN! Okay, I took a sneak peek at Rikki Leigh’s IG before the video clip finished, because I had to see if it was anywhere near as HOT as she is in this clip. In a word: HOTTER! And in a word on CP and the rest of the cast in this vid: HILARIOUS!

(Still love Jenny Babas’ sexy self though. CP ain’t have to do her like that. Ha!)

MORE RIKKI LEIGH ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Open Mike Eagle x Percy Miracles – “Heaven Application” (Video)

If you haven’t gotten around to catching The New Negroes on Comedy Central, put that on your to-do’s soon. Baron Vaughn, Open Mike Eagle & Phonte (aka Percy Miracles) are doing some good (and funny) work over there.

Even if you’ve been a great person your whole life, Mike and Percy Miracles are here to tell you why that’s not enough to get you into Heaven.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: CP, Do You Really Want CT To ‘Hook You Up’ With Lauren Harding? (Video)

Whyyyy do the FINEST ones have to be the CRAZIEST ones? Dunno, but CP should have heeded Clayton’s advice on NOT wanting to date Lauren Harding (even though she is the coldest cold piece, sexy AF)!

CP showed he is a wild one himself though; hollering at sweet petit Jenny Babas, right in front of her man. Hahaa!

MORE LAUREN HARDING ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: ‘Colorado’ Got Slammed By The Yams And Couldn’t Hang! Really? C’mon, It’s Just Angie (Video)

Hot damn! Bigg Jah spoke TRUTH!! Angie got THE MEATS! For sandwiches… too, too many sandwiches for him. She broke his neck when he ‘bit off more than he could chew.’ Bwaaahaa!

Advice: Get your weight up before you step to Angie. But in the meantime, check out her VERY sexy Instagram!

MORE JUST ANGIE ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Shuler King Asks, “What Has Her Walking Like This?!!!” (Comedy)

Damn, damn, DAMN IT! I cannot stop laughing. Shuler a damn fool!!

Just watch the clip above. And say what you will, that sista was smiling the whole time she stumbled out the house and on her way. Maybe she should have chosen different shoes. Maybe her shoes were just fine the night before, but she should have checked dude’s shoes [size] before staying over and getting into a ‘stroke session that went a little too well’…

BAAAHAHAAAA! Try walking a mile in her shoes. SHE can’t even walk a driveway in ’em now #KMSL #Dead

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Virgil, Lyndsey’s Hella Cute, But Watch Out For Her Dad (Video)

Heads up, Virgil. Before you and ‘baby girl’ met, CT tried to drop off the bamboo stick elephant trunk anaconda at Lyndsey B.’s house, but her pops BLOOOOCKT him from getting that cookie. Baaahahaaa! Oh, nut THEN his wifey Tanjareen came through and trunk BLOOOOCKT CT again AAAAAND Tanj joined Lyndsey’s pop’s “open community” to show him what that juice box do!

Whew! That Lyndsey’s eyes though. Mesmerizing! A welcome addition to the cast rotation.

(And Jenny’s fun-size thick azz self can get GOOOOOT anytime! Lauren, too.)

MORE LYNDSEY BUTLER ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

DL Hughley On The Economy: ‘The Jetsons’ Vs. ‘The Flintstones’ (Video)

Interesting. Commentary on why the economy is doing well, not from the White House, or from some industry think tank, rather from a segment on The DL Hughley Show. Lean in for a few minutes of on-point real talk! Broken down in layman’s terms.

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Carl Payne Speaks On His Relationship With Bill Cosby (Video)

Wow. Now that I think about it, I can see it. Carl Payne auditioned for the role of Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show. He did end up playing Cockroach – Theo’s buddy on the show – after all. Watch this interview for that and more ‘wow’ revelations!

Carl Payne tells CH about his role on The Cosby Show as Cockroach and reveals that his last time talking with Cosby didn’t go well.
– Comedy Hype

Of course, who else could have played Cole (on Martin) like Carl did though? Things worked out.

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Politics: Hasan Minhaj On Cricket Diplomacy And Cricket Corruption (Video)

Watching a ‘live-action Brooks Brothers catalog’ with your dad on the couch for five days straight. Haha! Okay, I feel for you and your torture memories, Hasan. But why is cricket an actual big thing the world over? We need to know. Show us, man, and welcome back!

On the latest episode of Patriot Act, Hasan takes a look at the history and politics behind one of the biggest sports in the world: cricket. With billions of fans scheduled to tune into the upcoming 2019 Cricket World Cup, Hasan examines how the game has evolved from a sport of British colonizers into a tool of diplomacy and a force for good despite recent scandals and corruption. Hasan also explores how cricket has especially grown in India due in part to the creation of the IPL, a flashy professional cricket league founded by the infamous Lalit Modi, and how that expansion has unfortunately come at the expense of the growth of cricket in other countries.

Beating the colonizers at their own game. I get that. Like James Naismith and today’s minority dominance of basketball.

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Stepping To Kassandra Lee Like A ‘G’ Should (Video)

And THAT’S how you do it! Spit that HARD line at a fine AF bad b!tch, and if she buck up… Buck back harder! Give her that thuggin’ luv! Hahahaaa, yeah!

At least, that’s what I have heard. Chin up, Hadj, I’ve been there. Watching the G Wayne’s of the world succeed where I’ve failed. It’s the game. And the game is a game of chance. G got this one. You’ll get another chance soon enough.

But for now, let’s watch Kassandra’s super-size Snicker-THICKness walk away in them jeans!! Yeezus West that gal is BLESSED (and funny)!

Hilarious vid!

MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

The SquADD Argues About Which Was ‘The Best Saturday Morning Cartoon’ (Video)

Okay. First of all, Tacarra Williams. SEXY AF!!! If you don’t think I stopped this video as soon as I saw her name flash on screen and search for her IG… Well, I want to thank you for all the ‘credit’ you are giving me but WRONNNNNG!!!

MORE TACARRA WILLIAMS ON INSTAGRAM

Yeah, I’m a horndog, but I do this for you. The Honey Hunt is ALWAYS on. And Tacarra is a bonafide Honey (re-THICK-ulous)!

Moving on: The best Saturday Morning Cartoon debate is absolutely the right convo for this panel. And they picked some good contenders. I would lean strong against any opposition and say that the “X-Men” of the 1990s was one of, if not THE, greatest Saturday Morning ‘toons ever. Certainly the best of this bunch in my opinion. But you watch, and YOU choose/debate yours!

The SquADD debates Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, X-Men, Darkwing Duck and more as they discuss their all-time favorite Saturday morning cartoons. Which cartoon is the best?
– All Def

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: George Wallace Doesn’t Like Morgan Freeman Because He ‘Stole’ All His Movie Roles (Video)

Don’t be laughing… This sh!t is true I’m making up!

This performance clip by the oldest of the New Negroes, George Wallace, is HILARIOUS!

George Wallace admits to being jealous of Morgan Freeman, admonishes the people of Los Angeles and talks about bumping into Fetty Wap and Waka Flocka Flame.
– Comedy Central Stand-Up

Cinnamon and brown sugar on it… on ANYTHING… and you gone eat it! Amen, Brother George. Women, y’all better add cinnamon and brown sugar to that grocery list ASAP.

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Sade & Tanjareen Give Their Boyfriends No Space (Video)

Yeah. I already know you dudes are gonna be talkin’ sh!t about what you would and would not take off Sade and/or Tanjareen. You’re seeing what their dudes put up with, and say, “Not me!”

Then they tell you WHY they put up with all that. Pay attention.

MORE SADE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM
MORE TANJAREEN THOMAS ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Michael Ealy & Meagan Good Have Some Weird Fans… Who Post Some Thirsty Tweets (Video)

Thirst tweet of the decade… dude wants Meagan to make him that hot grilled cheese sandwich in the leather chaps with her butt cheek out! He typed CHEEK! Singular. Like just the one booty butt cheek out!! Baaaahahaaa!

Can’t. Breathe. Dying. Laughing!

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Eye Candy: Ms. Sade Wants ’90 Days’ & That Is What She Gets (Video)

Hot damn, Sade is fine AF! But hold your… um… ya know.

Indeed, it was a wonderful experience while ‘waiting.’ Ninety days of get-to-know-you punctuated by what could have been the illest nana imaginable! Especially when she be “throwing that thaaaang back” at ya (mercy)!

And now that the 90-day-wait and ‘celebration’ are over, Kenn can get on with…

(Oh well, sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose 90 days.)

MORE MS. SADE ON INSTAGRAM

@ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

James Corden Welcomes Céline Dion To ‘Carpool Karaoke’ (Video)

I have to believe Céline Dion has the most fun spirit, I mean that “Ashes” video she did for “Deadpool 2” alone, right? But that is also a beautiful song, like most all her work.

Well, put the fabulous, fun, uber-talent in a ‘Carpool Karaoke’ why dont’cha, James. I am here for it!

James Corden heads to Las Vegas for a Carpool Karaoke made for CBS primetime and calls on Céline Dion to help him get through town. In addition to singing her classics, Céline proves she has a song for any moment, James teaches Céline “Baby Shark” and the two give away pairs of Céline’s precious shoes. And stay for a Titanic-sized end to their afternoon together.
– The Late Late Show with James Corden

– @ojones1

CELINE DION – ASHES (EARLIER POST)

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Come On, Kass. You Know When You Come Through After 2, It’s Smash-O’Clock! (Video)

How eff’n SEXY is Kassandra Lee (and that voice)?!? So fine that I almost… ALMOST… blamed Bigg Jah for messing up the smash session she was trying to deliver to him hot and fresh at the booty call hour!

But nah. This fail is on Kass, 2 DA MAX! If she really wanted that meat in her… life (heh heh), she would have… could have… SHOULD have said so… AND made it clear that she wanted it right there on that couch!

MORE KASSANDRA LEE ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

Comedy: Damn Desiree. How Could You Just Push Past James For His Homie Dane Like That? (Video)

OH SH!T (bwaaaahahahaaa)!

Ohhhh man. OHHHH! MAAANNN! Whyyyy would I post a Honey doing bad homie biz at the nooner hour? Because, real talk, that is real life. It beez like that sometimes. Barz. Facts. Fax and phone. And that sh!t hurt (SMARTphone).

But salute to the homie Dane for trying to back up and be out to clear the way for his man’s smash mission. It just wasn’t meant to be for James (especially seeing how Desiree tried to give Dane the WHOLE body hug, hiking up that leg like that… BAAHAHAAA).

Be easy, everyone (including me). It’s just a skit. A funny skit. And Desiree Vanessa is still SEXY AF. Still!

MORE DESIREE VANESSA ON INSTAGRAM | ON JAYFORCE.COM

– @ojones1

Read the rest of this entry »

AFFILIATED SPONSORS