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Stand-Up Comedy Is On Will Smith’s Bucket List. And This Episode, So Is Dave Chappelle (Video)

Ahhh, so Will took a page from wifey Jada’s playbook. Generating content for Facebook Watch (even though his YouTube channel was pretty much jumping out the gym).

Will Smith gets taken to stand-up school by Dave Chappelle! You better bring the funny to tomorrow’s all-new episode of Will Smith’s Bucket List, only on Facebook Watch.

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Comedy: Finally! A Dude Gets It. And Kali Gets It… The MEAT! (Video)

Hey man. The D was A1!

Bwaahahaa! Gotta expand that ‘Run Me The Meat’ line, Kali. Let these bruhs know that you want them to run the meat… and that’s all! That way you don’t leave ’em moping after the smash, like our former baller here.

(I’m still here. I got downs, dibs, and next. If you are looking for some more meat, Kali. Just saying. Sexy re-THICK-ulous azz!)

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– @ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “You A Petty Rapper” (Video)

Take a pause and think it through: You probably have two or three rappers, successful rappers, who you could see being this petty… which makes this even more hilarious! Crank Lucas is BACK in the building with more funny AND funky azz beats.

@ojones1

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Will Ferrell Vs. The World’s Hottest Hot Wings (Video)

Will says he enjoys spicy food to an extent… even with that ulcer? Is that a real thing, Will? Never know with this guy, being that far is never too far for Farrell to go to get a laugh. But could the killer hot wings actually kill him (okay, cause him to have to go to a hospital) this time?

Will Ferrell is a comedy icon with a storied career in TV and film that span decades. He stars alongside fellow comedic legend Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in the new film Downhill, in theaters now. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as he takes on the wings of death with host Sean Evans in an especially improvisational Hot Ones (fun fact: JLD was hoping to join but was too under the weather). Along the way, Ferrell shares behind-the-scenes stories from beloved movies like Anchorman and Old School, discusses the origins of his famous Harry Caray impersonation on Saturday Night Live, and expresses sincere shock that Seinfeld and Friends fans don’t always get along.
– First We Feast

@ojones1

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Comedy: Sometimes, It’s Good To Be The King V. But Some Times… (Video)

Why is Virgil Harris the man with the title? Shiiid, look at his ‘court’… Player with that kind of court of cuties (Monnie Drea, Lonye Nicole, like whoa!) gotta be a KING!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Was It That Bad Before? Well, Things Are About To Get Worse! (Video)

Ay yo, Minks! Have we learned nothing from the “grab ’em by the p**sy” incident? When camera is in the room, assume the camera is always on. Everything is on the record… and now it’s recorded… for all of us to laugh at… FOREVER… because the Internet.

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Comedy: Leave It Alone, Jaé. Just… Leave Minks’ Phone Alone (Video)

Jaé can’t believe he did that! But Minks couldn’t believe she would do that!! She didn’t, did she? Ohhhhh, daaaayummm… she did! That is so f**ked up!

(But Jaé is still cute AF. So, um, I would have to work it out… with her… at least one more time. Haaaa!)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: The Way Persephanii Is Killing Them Out Here Ought To Be A Crime (Video)

There. Is. So. Much. SEXY! Eye Candy. In. This. Clip!!

RIP to BT (HAHA!) and kudos to CT aka The Homie Belafonte for how cool he keeps it… telling that murderer with all the CAKES (and have MERCY because Persephanii is KILLING me with all them CAKES, even in her ‘new black’ orange outfit) that he can do nothing for her now. And heeyyyyy Kaleila Jordan and Jenny Babas and Rikki Leigh #YeezusWEST

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: The SquADD Debates To Determine ‘The Best Rapper-Turned-Actor’ (Video)

Best Rapper-Turned-Actor? Quickest episode of Great Taste ever. It’s Will Smith. But I do like the other contenders they argue about on here. But, as always, the way they jank the entire HELL out of each other is what keeps me watching (and laughing) throughout the video!

@ojones1

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Comedy: Ayona Asks, “Jenny, Are You Trying To Workout, Or Work It Out?” (Video)

What… The F**k… EVERRR!

Ayona is SEXY AF, no doubt! But if she wasn’t standing right there in his direct eye line, her dude woulda been tryna take Jenny out for an aggressive after dinner date ASAP! SMASHING her pert potatoes (or her po-TA-TA-toes) with some moist POUND cake for dessert #AyonaOrJenny #WhyNotHaveBoth #FACTS #FaxAndEmail

(Plus, that quirky sexy thing… gets me going anyway! Hey yo, Jenny, HOLLER @GrimyGeek

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Reggie Bo Is Back… To Singing? (Video)

Bwaaahahaaa! Yeah, it’s a long intro, Bo. Old school music be like that. It builds. But Reggie is just muddle through AND through is own words right in there. Disrespectful is Bo in singing mode, huh? Hilarious!!

Watch that ‘promo’ at the end though.

@ojones1

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Comedy: KevOnStage Comes Off Stage, Prophesying And Preaching, True To That Good Word… “LAUGHS” (Video)

Kev… yoouuuu are STOOPIT!

And hilarious. I mean, when this goes on in church for real you wanna laugh anyway. Now, thanks to KevOnStage, you can get a good loud belly laugh going and turn to your neighbor and say, “It’s just jokes. Lawd made humor, too. Amen? AMEN!”

(Gotta love his pitch at the end. Forget you Netflix! Who got $10 for Kev?)

@ojones1


J.J. Watt Tells Jimmy And Sean That The ‘Air Hurts’ While Eating These Hot Wings (Video)

I’m starving. Let’s go!

Look, Fallon already KNOWS what this is… and he is gonna dance with the devil AGAIN (fool)! And they are only doing four bites for this “Tonight Show” version of Hot Ones with JJ Watt. On flame! I’m already calling it.

J.J. Watt and Jimmy go head-to-head eating spicy wings that get progressively hotter as Hot Ones host Sean Evans grills them with questions.
– The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Hit the jump for more hilarity. They actually try to do an interview right after the Hot Ones Challenge.

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Impeachment Trial You Wished Had Happened (Video)

‘Judge Mathis’ is gonna do it like it was supposed to be done. No peachiness in the impeachment trial this time.

We are calling witnesses… ’cause that’s how a DAMN trial works!

HAHAA! Hell yeah!! Get ’em. Give ’em ALL THAT!

@ojones1

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Comedy: When She’s So Fine She Makes You Cuss… Who The HELL Is That? (Video)

I’m with ya, Keenan. ANYBODY can get it… especially either one of the sexy re-THICK-u-lous duo that walked by near the start of this clip. Sweeet MERCY!! Them two are truly superheroes from the planet GAAAAHHDAAYYUUUM! But… um… keep watching… This one’s not only dead azz funny, it’s CLUTCH!

(So Redd’s name is Alexis. Word…)

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Daphnique Is Pretty And Pretty Petty… Plus Hilarious! (Video)

Sir, you’re laughing hard as hell. Have you ever taken 12 inches with no emotion?

Yes yes! Daphnique Springs for the win for all of us. We know she’s crazy AF, and we see she’s fine AF, but this standup set proves she is funny AF, too!

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– @ojones1

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Recreation: How Intense Can A Game Of Spades Get? Sh*t… Ask KevOnStage (Video)

This is officially the first time I beat somebody so bad they broke a chair!

Ain’t nothing like a great game of spades. And ain’t nothing funnier that a LOPSIDED game when one side gets TORE OUT THE FRAME… unless Kev and DoBoy are involved. Then it’s funnier, but it will not get any funnier than that!

Got Kev cussin’ on here #What #ThatPart

@ojones1

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Comedy: Ooh Wee, Kassy! Do That Move Like You Doing It For Your Man (Video)

Look. I’m not gonna eeeeven tryyyy to lie to any of you. The WHOLE reason you NEED to watch this, to the end, is for Kassandra and Lisa doing that hippy-hippy-hip-swizzle-swirl dance at the end. Have MERCY!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Instead Of Hanging Out With Her Brother, Kali Wants His Friend To Come ‘Hang In’ (Video)

Here we go again!

Actually, I understand why this guy (her brother) doesn’t get it. So Kali gone just give it to that next dude… her brother’s homie?? So, what… she a homie-sexual now?

Sigh! Hope bro decides to catch the game at the bar instead, so sis can get what she needs… THAT MEAT!!

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– @ojones1

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Comedy: Elena Puts Clayton’s Loyalty To The Test (Video)

Hell naw, Elena. NayNaaayNAY, I say… As sexy as you are, you are out of pocket (like over there on the dresser) for calling dude through to help bury the BODY, but not the BONE! But that’s okay. CT gone find a way… to SMASH. And when the BODY is Eva’s, you gotta HULK SMASH in ALL CAPS (no cap) #MercyOnHerSoul #SheIsALIVE #TradingRentForBeatsByClay #FairSwapAintNoSwindle #FACTS #FAPS

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– @ojones1

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