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Comedy: Come On! You Can’t Just Cancel A Ménage A Trois (Video)

As the saying goes, whatever you are doing at the stroke of midnight will set the tone for what you will be doing all year long. Speaking of ‘stroke’… what if your plans tonight include that long-awaited awesome threesome? What if they ask you for a raincheck on that? Wooooow.

(Dude tried EVERYTHING to save it. Haha!)

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Rent Is Due! Erealist Wants The Cash Or That A** (Video)

These two are hilarious! Erealist is the fool we always see, but I grow more and more curious about his always-off-camera co-star. All that back-and-forth on this one though. Totally unnecessary. All she gotta do is put it down for ‘three minutes’ and the rent is paid. He even brought the blanket and mattress. Baaahahahaa!

@ojones1

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Comedy: The Sex Was Trash! Erealist Wants To Return The ‘Product’ (Video)

Maaaaan, this dude Erealist and his Jack Gang videos are some of the funniest hood comedy shorts I have ever shed tears, REAL tears, to! Finally getting around to sharing one with y’all. Trust it will not be the last.

(E took that wack p***y right back to Tony’s house… and didn’t even care that his wife answered the door. HA!)

@ojones1

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Yes, There Will Be A Sequel To No Limit’s Classic Hood Flick “I Got The Hook Up” (Trailer)

Holler if ya hear me. And not just any holler either… this news ought to make you say “uhh” (na-nah, na-nah) or something! If you find yourself less than excited about this happening, watch the trailer. That’ll get you. This is gonna be hilarious!!

I GOT THE HOOK UP 2 “Trailer.” The Hilarious “Must See” Urban Comedy Coming To Theaters Nationwide in 2019 featuring a star-studded list of A-List Movie Actors, Celebrities, Social Media Stars, Recording Artist, and More. Master P, Fatboy SSE, DC Young Fly, Pio, A.J. Johnson and so many more surprises in 2019.
– NO LIMIT FOREVER

@ojones1

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Viral Comic Ryan Davis Asks, “Iggy Azalea, Why Are You Big Mad At BangBros Though?” (Video)

Haha! I guess you have to file that BangBros offer under “but you are wearing a THOT’s uniform.” C’mon, she cannot be mad at Ryan or BangBros.

In this VladTV exclusive, Ryan Davis and Vlad discuss Iggy Azalea and his comments about her after she got offered money to be in a porno for BangBros, and her response to that.

He called Iggy’s backlash to people asking her to do porn “Idiotic.”

DJ Vlad

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why Do Some Rappers Lie About Being In Gangs?” (Video)

I’m just playing bruh. You not ‘sposed to do it for real.

Bwaaaaha! Dat damn Crank Lucas! It’s funny because it’s true. Hilarity for real. Now that gangsta ‘ish some of these rappers try to sell their fans… that ain’t real.

(Buuuut, it can get real if they run across a real one in these streets. Good luck on that.)

@ojones1

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A Day In The Life Of Mr. And Mrs. Claus (Video)

Daaannng! Mrs. Claus wants to fill Santa’s workshop with a whole tribe of little elves. Looking as good as she does, Nick would probably have no problem bringing that joy into her world. Ha!

But the situation ain’t all jolly… It’s a Nellyvidz ep… How could it be?

@ojones1

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The Hot Ones Holiday Special (Video)

They’ve been bringing heat to the table WAY before the holidays. Seems only right we take a moment to give thanks to Sean and all his guests for all the wonderful content (and laughs) they’ve brought us all year.

@ojones1

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Comedy: Which Is The Best Christmas Gift? (Video)

Just in case you are looking for last-minute gift ideas… or just the gift of laughter. The SquADD has you covered.

The SquADD debates shoes, underwear, gift cards and more as they discuss their all-time favorite Christmas gifts.
– All Def

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Three Types Of Rappers These Days” (Video)

If you rap, Crank Lucas has a question for you… Which type of rapper are you: Passive-Aggressive Conscious Rapper, Ratchet Wack Rapper, or Angry Old Man?

And for you non-rappers out there, which type do you like the most?

@ojones1

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“Weird Al” Yankovic Vs. The World’s Hottest Hot Wings (Video)

Please tell me you remember the Michael Jackson song parody Weird Al did, “Eat It” (an off-take of MJ’s “Beat It”). They should be playing that here.

“Weird Al” Yankovic is the king of parody songs, with a multi-decade career that includes four Grammys, countless Top 40 hits, and a long list of live shows, including 2019’s Strings Attached Tour. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the “White & Nerdy” icon takes on the vegan wings of death in a very special Hot Ones season finale. As the Scovilles mount, Weird Al shares classic anecdotes about meeting Sir Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, getting co-signed by Kurt Cobain, and inventing the infamous Twinkie wiener sandwich.
– First We Feast

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Drake” (Video)

I swear Drake had me in the studio thinking he was really going through some stuff smh never again.
Crank Lucas

See, I cannot generate the ‘Drake Hate’ that others can. But this is hilarious! Crank Lucas scores with another one. However much I laugh… yes, I would take one of those non-THC cupcakes if offered. Hahaaa!

@ojones1

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Michael Blackson Speaks On His Haters And Having A Great Time Back Home (Video)

No way I’m not posting a Michael Blackson interview. Happy birthday, you muddah suckah!!

Michael Blackson came by the studio (on his birthday) to talk about everything from Kim K and Ray-J’s sextape to why he loves working in Ghana and Ice Cube’s next Friday film. Also addresses Kevin Hart Beef.
– Power 106 Los Angeles

@ojones1

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Crank Lucas – “Why I Can’t Engineer Quavo” (Video)

Bwaaahaaa! Crank Lucas is still hilarious, still on point. Been a minute since I posted anything from dude. Correcting that now!

@ojones1

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DL Hughley on Kevin Hart Quitting The Oscars: F**k ‘Em If They Can’t Take A Joke (Video)

Interesting angle, or at least an interesting way to say it… D.L. defends the right to say something dumb… especially when it is ‘part of the business’ (saying he would never apologize for ‘telling a joke’).

In this clip, D.L. Hughley gave his take on the Kevin Hart x Oscars situation. Hughley said he would’ve never apologized like Hart eventually did. D.L. also gave his take on the LGBTQ community stating that they are becoming bullies. He said that no one should be immune to jokes being made about them. Hughley went on to break down how humor is central to humanity.
DJ Vlad

Now, D.L. and Vlad do agree with what I always say. You are free to say WHATEVER you want, but you do have to face the repercussions that come of it.

@ojones1

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Robert Townsend Speaks On ‘Hollywood Shuffle’ & Being One Of The Architects Of Black Hollywood (Video)

Somebody was sitting next to me the other day, and she actually said, into her phone, “I didn’t even know that The Five Heartbeats was not a real group until yesterday.”

Turns out Envy & Charlamagne weren’t hip to it either. Um…WHAT????!! Haha!

Robert Townsend On ‘The Five Heartbeats’ Documentary, Whitney Houston + More
– Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM

@ojones1

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Actor/Director/Producer Kevin Smith Explains Every Movie & TV Version Of Spider-Man Ever (Video)

YES! If you are one of those folks who just go to a Spidey movie just to enjoy a movie… then run into a ‘true believer’ who is deep-deep-DEEP into Spider-Man lore intent on over-talking you and ruining your viewing enjoyment of your Spider-Man experience, Kevin Smith has got your back. He is an action comic media uber-super fan who can (and will, above) give you enough knowledge to fend off that ‘real’ fan. Listen up and make whoever wants to call you a novice BOW DOWN to your fandom.

Kevin Smith takes us through the history of Spider-Man in film and television, from 1978’s “Spider-Man Strikes Back” to 2017’s “Spider-Man: Homecoming.”
– WIRED

…and then some! Plus, if you are a Kevin Smith fan: It is awesome to (1) see him back to full strength and looking great and (2) learn how Spider-Man influenced his career and life in several ways.

@ojones1

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Vanessa Hudgens Vs. The World’s Hottest Hot Wings (Video)

So, super-cutie Vanessa says she is into spicy food, huh? Well, we will see…

Vanessa Hudgens is a multi-hyphenate megastar known for her High School Musical smashes, roles in cult movies like Spring Breakers, and growing list of Broadway appearances. This holiday season you can catch her starring alongside Jennifer Lopez in Second Act, which is set to hit theaters December 21st. But how is she with spicy food? Find out as Hudgens battles the wings of death and takes on Sean Evans’ barrage of questions. Along the way, she talks about working with James Franco and 50 Cent, breaks down iconic power suits and explains the danger of the tween fan mom.
– First We Feast

@ojones1

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Netflix & Killer Mike Are Giving Us A “Trigger Warning” With No Due Respect (Trailer)

And wowww… How about Killer Kill From Adamsville is getting his Netflix and no-chill on, too! Killer Mike will have a six-part mini-series that is like… well… Hasan Minhaj meeting Sacha Baron Cohen at a WTF rally with Dr. Umar Johnson as the featured speaker.

“In six episodes, we explore the human condition using nontraditional approaches. Not everyone will agree with my methods (and some of what we’re putting out is f**king crazy), but this show is about embracing your freedom to challenge societal expectations and conformity. This show is as if an anarchist determined the status quo.”
Michael Render pka Killer Mike

“Trigger Warning With Killer Mike” debuts January 18, 2019, on Netflix.

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Comedy: Nellyvidz Knows When To Let His Woman Have Her Way (Video)

Sometimes you just gotta let the women have their way…

…like MOST of the time. *Sigh* Because that’s just the way it is: You want a shot at getting some your way, let her have her way.

Or you can try the other way and see how that works for you #SexStarved

(And with a woman as fine as GG Townson… yeah, let her have it… and she might let you have them ‘buns’ your way like a real Burger King!)

– @ojones1

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